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No, No, Big Vagina man, Big Vagina...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by LICKERISH, Apr 20, 2006.

  1. LICKERISH

    LICKERISH Senior Member

    Joined: May 6, 2000 Messages: 2,031 Likes Received: 64
    HA, i found this super hilarious...

    Prison Visitor Allegedly Uses Vagina To Smuggle Live Grenade

    POSTED: 1:02 pm EDT April 20, 2006

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    SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador -- A Salvadoran woman is in some trouble after she allegedly tried to smuggle into the country's main prison a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina.

    The cylinder was about 10 inches long and 4 inches wide. Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado, 44, but authorities have raised the security level at jails across the country, fearing inmates may be planning something.

    Alvarado was visiting two inmates serving 25 and 30 years when she was arrested. She now faces drug and weapons charges.

    Police who inspected the M-67 grenade said it was in working condition
    Copyright 2006 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
     
  2. imported_splint2

    imported_splint2 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 14, 2001 Messages: 1,571 Likes Received: 10
    heard about that on the radio this morning...


    i wish i had a vagina to hide things in.
     
  3. modifly

    modifly Banned

    Joined: Apr 9, 2006 Messages: 254 Likes Received: 0
    anybody ever encounter a shallow vagina? hit a dead end?
     
  4. Johnny Blaze

    Johnny Blaze Member

    Joined: Jul 31, 2005 Messages: 572 Likes Received: 2
    ....
     
  5. LICKERISH

    LICKERISH Senior Member

    Joined: May 6, 2000 Messages: 2,031 Likes Received: 64
    yo, i just thought of something. i bet that pussy was the bombbbbbbbbbbbb!
     
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  6. dudebra1

    dudebra1 Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 1, 2004 Messages: 249 Likes Received: 3
    I'm guessing it was when she came walking into the jail with a serious limp...
     
  7. studio fifty four

    studio fifty four Banned

    Joined: Apr 19, 2006 Messages: 33 Likes Received: 0
    i bet she doesnt even need to carry a purse.
     
  8. Qawee

    Qawee Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2006 Messages: 3,420 Likes Received: 155
    YOUR GRENADE SMELLS LIKE TUNA
     
  9. diggity

    diggity Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 27, 2000 Messages: 4,710 Likes Received: 14
  10. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  11. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

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    :rolleyes: :D
     
  12. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
  13. FuzZy

    FuzZy Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 23, 2005 Messages: 4,774 Likes Received: 30
    what your dick isn't 10'x4'

    I guess I might be the only one then

    968
     
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