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Originally posted by fr8oholic

can a fool just finger a girl for peace too?

 

Only if you maintain a "peace sign" the entire time while doing it.

 

It is the only time I would encourage not using the standard "Two in the Pink one in the Stink".

 

 

finger away my friend

 

:homosexualimmunities:

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Funny, i just got done doing that and was thinking how peacuful and loving i felt after that. And then i discover this thread. And im not even lying.

 

Masturbate for Peace Bumper Stickers (updated 2/12/03)

 

Cream your khakis, not Iraqis.

 

Peace is spiffy, stroke your stiffy

 

Don't send the fleet, just beat your meat

 

War is shit, rub your clit

 

Peace is cool, pull your tool

 

Side with France, reach down your pants

 

Peace is the issue. Use a tissue.

 

War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy

 

Slap your tool, don't fight for fuel

 

Rub your snake for peace's sake

 

War's for squares, play downstairs

 

Stop war now, milk your cow

 

When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight.

 

Down with war, stroke some more

 

War is cruel - flog your mule

 

Don't attack - play with Jack

 

Get peace fever, rub your beaver!

 

Give your Bush the finger!

 

For peace to work, you need to jerk

 

War is heinous, thumb your anus

 

You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms

 

War is Mean, Flick Your Bean

 

War is wrong, whack your schlong.

 

My 'friendly fire' harms no-one

 

I'm going blind for Mankind

 

War is silly, whack your willy

 

Think globally, whack locally

 

(Don't smitten, kill a kitten.)

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Originally posted by Pistol

Only if you maintain a "peace sign" the entire time while doing it.

 

It is the only time I would encourage not using the standard "Two in the Pink one in the Stink".

 

 

finger away my friend

 

:homosexualimmunities:

 

 

hahaha oh man that is too funny :D tehe

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