ZENYTH.ASP Posted November 28, 2001 Share Posted November 28, 2001 Hi guys. We've all be putting in long hours lately but we've really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is no 'I' in 'team'" as well as the one that says "Hang in there baby." That cat is hilarious. However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. Frankly, I have a few concerns. First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be stung and neither do I so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've posted a sign-up sheet at the main cave opening. Second, it's not often I make a video address, but when I do I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we're taping please don't use the Karaoke machine in the cave, the sound echoes ... just while we're taping. Thanks. Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene, especially after mealtime. We're all in this together. Fourth, food. I bought a box of Twinkies recently and clearly wrote "Osama" on the front and put it on the top shelf. Today my Twinkies were gone. Consideration, that's all I'm saying. Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. The first patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar and Petey. Love you lots. Osama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffitiSUX Posted November 28, 2001 Share Posted November 28, 2001 amusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted November 28, 2001 Share Posted November 28, 2001 ...i got that the other day, my fave is the twinkie....def. amusing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 Please poop in the LARGE holes or the buckets we provide. Apparently some of our sweeping volunteers are tired of scooping up 'piles'... I'm looking at you Ali Akbahr... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 NO KARAOKE IN THE CAVE!! HA! The Karaoke one is the one that got me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest got tha feva Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 and if i catch one more of you looking at the full page spread of my sister's knee caps I will personally paddle you with a cactus until your testicles fall off! It's a Jihad people, get your damned minds out of the gutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 The Karaoke got me picturing that little bitch Osama singing "Heart of Glass" by Blondie in the back of a cave all drunk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 you guys get the "hello taliban...." movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 holy shit that was funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 here's one i found... Taliban TV Guide MONDAYS: 8:00 - "Husseinfeld" 8:30 - "Mad About Everything" 9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions" 9:30 - "The Brian Benben bin Laden Show" 10:00 - "Allah McBeal" TUESDAYS: 8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune" 8:30 - "The Price is Right If Osama Says Its Right" 9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things" 9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers" 10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer" WEDNESDAYS: 8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed" 8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attacks" 9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread" 9.30 - "Just Shoot Everyone" 10:00 - "Veilwatch" THURSDAYS: 8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi" 8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H" 9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils" 9:30 - "My Two Baghdads" 10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy" FRIDAYS: 8:00 - "Judge Laden" 8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies" 9:00 - "Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things" 9:30 - "Akhmeds Creek" 10:00 - "No-witness News" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest got tha feva Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Re: here's one i found... Originally posted by Dusty Lipschitz 9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread" hahahahahahaha oh shit, why was that the funniest thing ever.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 ...heh heshster about dropping a link or forwarding that osama movie on to yours truly.....share the laff....gracias dood.... ...duty thats some funny shit...my fav "just shoot everyone" and ""Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things" ....lol.... r. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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