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IMPORTANT note to all of my cave-mates,...Love Osama.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ZENYTH.ASP, Nov 28, 2001.

  1. ZENYTH.ASP

    ZENYTH.ASP Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 20, 2000 Messages: 1,564 Likes Received: 1
    Hi guys.
    We've all be putting in long hours lately but we've really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is no 'I' in 'team'" as well as the one that says "Hang in there baby." That cat is hilarious.

    However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. Frankly, I have a few concerns.

    First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be stung and neither do I so we need to sweep the cave daily.  I've posted a sign-up sheet at the main cave opening.

    Second, it's not often I make a video address, but when I do I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we're taping please don't use the Karaoke machine in the cave, the sound echoes ... just while we're taping. Thanks.

    Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene, especially after mealtime. We're all in this together.

    Fourth, food. I bought a box of Twinkies recently and clearly wrote "Osama" on the front and put it on the top shelf. Today my Twinkies were gone.  Consideration, that's all I'm saying.

    Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. The first patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar and Petey.
     
    Love you lots.
     
    Osama.
     
  2. graffitiSUX

    graffitiSUX Senior Member

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 1,659 Likes Received: 0
  3. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    ...i got that the other day, my fave is the twinkie....def. amusing...
     
  4. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    Please poop in the LARGE holes or the buckets we provide. Apparently some of our sweeping volunteers are tired of scooping up 'piles'... I'm looking at you Ali Akbahr...
     
  5. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    NO KARAOKE IN THE CAVE!!

    HA! The Karaoke one is the one that got me.
     
  6. got tha feva

    got tha feva Guest

    and if i catch one more of you looking at the full page spread of my sister's knee caps I will personally paddle you with a cactus until your testicles fall off! It's a Jihad people, get your damned minds out of the gutter.
     
  7. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    The Karaoke got me picturing that little bitch Osama singing "Heart of Glass" by Blondie in the back of a cave all drunk...
     
  8. HESHIANDET

    HESHIANDET Guest

    you guys get the "hello taliban...." movie?
     
  9. holy shit that was funny....
     
  10. here's one i found...

    Taliban TV Guide



    MONDAYS:
    8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
    8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
    9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
    9:30 - "The Brian Benben bin Laden Show"
    10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

    TUESDAYS:
    8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
    8:30 - "The Price is Right If Osama Says Its Right"
    9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
    9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
    10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

    WEDNESDAYS:
    8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
    8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attacks"
    9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
    9.30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
    10:00 - "Veilwatch"

    THURSDAYS:
    8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
    8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
    9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
    9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
    10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

    FRIDAYS:
    8:00 - "Judge Laden"
    8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"
    9:00 - "Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things"
    9:30 - "Akhmeds Creek"
    10:00 - "No-witness News"
     
  11. got tha feva

    got tha feva Guest

    Re: here's one i found...


    hahahahahahaha oh shit, why was that the funniest thing ever..
     
  12. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    ...heh heshster about dropping a link or forwarding that osama movie on to yours truly.....share the laff....gracias dood....

    ...duty thats some funny shit...my fav

    "just shoot everyone" and ""Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things" ....lol....

    r.
     
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