Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 ... about 15 years ago at the house of a friend who is of Indo-Pakistani descent. It was an East Indian hardcore feature with a Bollywood chicka-wa-wa soundtrack. The dialogue went something like this, "mmmmmmtheezpotatochips are goooooooooood", she licks her lips and continues, "SLAVE," gesturing to a scared looking Punjabi fellow, "Eef yew don't cum in fifteen seconds .... Icutthekok," and she proceeds to blow him. Any way, every time I eat potato chips, I say, "mmmmmmtheezpotatochips are goooooooooood," and no one ever knows what I'm talking about but me. This has been another lesson in How To Entertain Yourself in a Non-Sexual Manner by Dusty Lipschitz. (hahaha, since i saw some of my material there... ;) ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 How To Entertain Yourself in a Non-Sexual Manner by Dusty Lipschitz currently 256 on amazons top 300...go dusty go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 hahaha, thief! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 "oh heh...intersting." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j3di Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 damn fifteen years ago? whattup gramps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 Originally posted by j3di damn fifteen years ago? whattup gramps hahaha that what im talkin bout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 back in like '92 or something, i was watching letterman. he was making some joke about the magic eye stuff that was so trendy at the time. well, anyway.. he repeated, "I don't see no kangaroos" several times through out the show. to this day, my siblings and i say this whenever we make fun of someone for being confused or stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 hahahahahhahahaha chicka-wa-wa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaos is me Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 eating chips won't be the same again, and i haven't even seen the movie...maybe i don't want to.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 In that movie "Blood In, Blood out", this mexican guy screams at some kid "TU ME PINTAS LA PARED Y YO TE PINTO LAS NARGAS, PINCHE CULERO!!!!!! (You paint my wall, and I'll paint your ass cheeks)", so me and my friends just randomly scream it out when we get into those awkward silences during conversations. Usually works at getting people to talk again. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 yo bitch!!! you smell like tutifruity!!! thats actually from my boy who is obsessed with girls that work at bath and body works....he thinks their panties will smell like fruit or something....weird guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 "you have american money?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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