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I saw this Porno Movie ...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dusty Lipschitz, Jan 31, 2002.

  1. I saw this Porno Movie ...

    Discussion started by Dusty Lipschitz - Jan 31, 2002

    ... about 15 years ago at the house of a friend who is of Indo-Pakistani descent. It was an East Indian hardcore feature with a Bollywood chicka-wa-wa soundtrack. The dialogue went something like this,

    "mmmmmmtheezpotatochips are goooooooooood", she licks her lips and continues,

    "SLAVE," gesturing to a scared looking Punjabi fellow, "Eef yew don't cum in fifteen seconds .... Icutthekok," and she proceeds to blow him.

    Any way, every time I eat potato chips, I say, "mmmmmmtheezpotatochips are goooooooooood," and no one ever knows what I'm talking about but me.

    This has been another lesson in How To Entertain Yourself in a Non-Sexual Manner by Dusty Lipschitz.



    (hahaha, since i saw some of my material there... ;) )
     
  2. mental invalid

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    mental invalid - Replied Jan 31, 2002

    How To Entertain Yourself in a Non-Sexual Manner by Dusty Lipschitz


    currently 256 on amazons top 300...go dusty go
     
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    beardo - Replied Jan 31, 2002

    hahaha, thief!
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Jan 31, 2002

    [​IMG]
    "oh heh...intersting."
     
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    j3di - Replied Jan 31, 2002

    damn fifteen years ago? whattup gramps
     
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    Big Bruno - Replied Jan 31, 2002

    hahaha that what im talkin bout
     
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    Vanity - Replied Jan 31, 2002

    back in like '92 or something, i was watching letterman.
    he was making some joke about the magic eye stuff that was so trendy at the time.
    well, anyway.. he repeated, "I don't see no kangaroos" several times through out the show.

    to this day, my siblings and i say this whenever we make fun of someone for being confused or stupid.
     
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    willy.wonka - Replied Jan 31, 2002

    hahahahahhahahaha

    chicka-wa-wa
     
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    chaos is me - Replied Jan 31, 2002

    eating chips won't be the same again, and i haven't even seen the movie...maybe i don't want to..
     
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  10. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Jan 31, 2002

    In that movie "Blood In, Blood out", this mexican guy screams at some kid "TU ME PINTAS LA PARED Y YO TE PINTO LAS NARGAS, PINCHE CULERO!!!!!! (You paint my wall, and I'll paint your ass cheeks)", so me and my friends just randomly scream it out when we get into those awkward silences during conversations. Usually works at getting people to talk again. Beer,

    El Mamerro
     
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    boogie hands - Replied Jan 31, 2002

    yo bitch!!! you smell like tutifruity!!!

    thats actually from my boy who is obsessed with girls that work at bath and body works....he thinks their panties will smell like fruit or something....weird guy
     
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    "you have american money?"
     
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