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Headlines, with ClueLeno

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ClueTwo, Oct 20, 2003.

  1. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo 12oz Veteran Member

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    Headlines, with ClueLeno

    Discussion started by ClueTwo - Oct 20, 2003

    I was recently watching a Conan O'Brien re-run and realized that he ripped off Leno, so I will to....

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    This is a list you'll want to get on. 'Congress acts quickly on do-not-kill list.' Try and get on that if you can."

    [img]http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_2571/H_2571_04.jpg'>
    "It says, '2 Guys Celebrating 30 Years…' I'm sorry, these 'Queer Eye' makeovers are just going too far."

    [img]http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_2571/H_2571_05.jpg'>
    What a prize...

    [img]http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_2571/H_2571_08.jpg'>
    "This made me laugh. This is an ad with me in it from 1985 at the Austin Opera House. Look at the quote -- 'The funniest comedian working today,' David Letterman. I'll have to call Dave and thank him for that lovely quote."

    [img]http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_2571/H_2571_13.jpg'>
    "'Romeo Phillon kisses Tiger, his pet in prison the past two years.' He's had a pet in prison for two years."
    [img]http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_2571/H_2571_14.jpg'>
    "Do you think the cat looks like he's been in prison?"
     
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    Evil Dee - Replied Oct 20, 2003

    Ha ha ha ha ha. He's got big eyes.
     
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  3. ClueTwo

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    http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_2567/H_2567_10.jpg'>
    "Here's the Simple Cremation Seminar. 'If all you want is cremation, you must attend this seminar.'"

    [img]http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_2567/H_2567_11.jpg'>
    "It's at the Carousel Bakery. Grandpa smells like cinnamon."

    [img]http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_2567/H_2567_23.jpg'>
    "I'm sure these are fine crackers -- they're made in China, but Chinese translations sometimes don't work real well. These are Julie's delicious KaKa crackers.'"
    [img]http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_2567/H_2567_24.jpg'>
    "'Take extra precautions with elderly in heat.' Yeah! Grandpa always gets a little frisky at this time of year."
    [img]http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_2532/H_2532_08.jpg'>
    "Here's the New York Times bestseller list, number one under hardcover fiction -- Living History by Hillary Clinton. (long pause) You see, the book is not supposed to be fiction."
     
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    "Do you think the cat looks like he's been in prison?" [/B][/QUOTE]


    :lol: HAHAHAAA
     
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  6. ClueTwo

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    And Then......Kaka or no??
     
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    :confused:
     
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    Hahaha. I like. Good thread.
     
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    and then go shit? no. but they were flaky crackers though. ha
     
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