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I was recently watching a Conan O'Brien re-run and realized that he ripped off Leno, so I will to....

 

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This is a list you'll want to get on. 'Congress acts quickly on do-not-kill list.' Try and get on that if you can."

 

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"It says, '2 Guys Celebrating 30 Years…' I'm sorry, these 'Queer Eye' makeovers are just going too far."

 

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What a prize...

 

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"This made me laugh. This is an ad with me in it from 1985 at the Austin Opera House. Look at the quote -- 'The funniest comedian working today,' David Letterman. I'll have to call Dave and thank him for that lovely quote."

 

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"'Romeo Phillon kisses Tiger, his pet in prison the past two years.' He's had a pet in prison for two years."

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"Do you think the cat looks like he's been in prison?"

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"Here's the Simple Cremation Seminar. 'If all you want is cremation, you must attend this seminar.'"

 

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"It's at the Carousel Bakery. Grandpa smells like cinnamon."

 

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"I'm sure these are fine crackers -- they're made in China, but Chinese translations sometimes don't work real well. These are Julie's delicious KaKa crackers.'"

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"'Take extra precautions with elderly in heat.' Yeah! Grandpa always gets a little frisky at this time of year."

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"Here's the New York Times bestseller list, number one under hardcover fiction -- Living History by Hillary Clinton. (long pause) You see, the book is not supposed to be fiction."

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