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anything by the frogs is funny!

 

serious. if you wanna hear funny and twisted songs listen to the frogs.

 

i love this band.

 

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The Frogs

 

On your radio tonight and forever

Looked at my watch and it was quarter to one

Ah... I cummed

Looked at my watch and it was quarter to two

I said, "What do you use for lubricant, baby? Superglue?"

Looked at my watch and it was quarter to three

I said, "God dammit, bitch, I gotta take a pee!"

Looked at my watch and it was six to four

Twenty five or Terry Kath

Chicago!

Looked at my watch and it was quarter to five

I said, "I don't know what you got down there, bitch,

But I'm being eaten alive!"

Looked at my watch and it quarter to six

She said, "Ew! That smells like bratwurst!"

I said, "Well, you smell like tuna fish!"

Looked at my watch and it was quarter to eight

(Seven!)

Whoops!

Looked at my watch and it was nine to ten

Ahh... here I cum again!

Looked at my watch and it was ten to eleven

Fully extended -- twelve

Looked at my watch and it was thirteen o'clock

Me and God just watchin' Scotty's cock rock

Looked at my watch and it said fourteen

That's jail-bait, baby!

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Re: anything by the frogs is funny!

 

Originally posted by Devilush

serious. if you wanna hear funny and twisted songs listen to the frogs.

 

i love this band.

 

(1-2-3-4)

The Frogs

 

 

yes the frogs are fucking awesome

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