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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Dec 10, 2001.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    BACOLOD, Philippines (Reuters) - A 32-year-old Filipino farmer who believed his penis was driving him to sin sliced it off with a machete in a fit of religious fervor, family members and doctors said on Friday.

    Relatives said they found the former security guard lying on the floor, covered in blood and with a portion of his penis missing when they went to his hut on Negros island in the southern Philippines on Monday.

    ``He is a good son, and one of seven children, He indulged himself by reading the Bible,'' his mother told reporters in Bacolod City 300 miles south of Manila, where the man is now in hospital.

    ``His act was probably triggered by the book of Matthew 18:8,'' she said.

    The verse, from the New Testament, reads ``If your hand or your foot causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life maimed or crippled than to have two hands or two feet and be thrown into eternal fire.''

    Family members said they rushed the man to a nearby hospital in Bacolod where doctors said they had stitched up and reconstructed his penis, although it is now 20 percent shorter.

    Relatives said they were unable to find the severed portion.

    Doctors said the man's penis showed several wounds, indicating that the man had hacked at it several times before it detached.

    ``The mere act of cutting his penis signifies that he is psychotic,'' the doctor said, but did not indicate whether the man would undergo psychiatric evaluation.

    He is now in stable condition and his wounds were expected to heal in two and a half weeks, doctors said. The man will still be able to have children, the doctor added.

    The man's mother said her son had been depressed and obsessed with the Bible since his wife moved to Manila to work as a housemaid, leaving their young child to live with her family.

    ``He said he wanted to be nailed to a coconut tree,'' the man's mother said. ``He had memorized the Bible and preaches with the pastors in our place.

    ``He also advised other people to remove nude photos from their walls so that small children will not become sex maniacs later,'' the mother said.

    Today newspaper quoted the man as saying he had no regrets about cutting off his penis because it was driving him to sin.

    Local radio and newspaper reports said the man had visualized his penis as a ``cobra'' drawing him toward women.
  2. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    pure intellegence....i bet that guys pro-life...
  3. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    :eek: :beat:
    That hurts me.
    Hey Beardo where do you find these stories about penis away from the body? You're the one that started the penis in the juice bottle one too right? Remind me never to read the bible or at least that verse.
  4. beardo

    beardo Guest

    i think both of those came from a phish message board.
  5. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Nov 23, 2000 Messages: 12,434 Likes Received: 86
    my mom listens to phish.
  6. Are2

    Are2 Guest

    ...that dude has problems that go far beyond psychosis...

    who's gonna hook this dude up with lorena??
  7. i just find it odd that places where the people live in huts, they need security guards. where did he used to work? the local strip-shanty?
  8. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    Thats his way of saying No thanks to putang.

    I think he needs me to cook him some lumpia and pancit.. that would make it all better.
  9. deznatori

    deznatori Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 5,441 Likes Received: 0
    Wait a minute there is an island called Negros.
  10. TheStupidToy

    TheStupidToy Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 26, 2001 Messages: 205 Likes Received: 0
    Yea..... its also known as Jamaica....... :D

    Anyway, I would have done the same thing.... havent you ever been so horny you fucked around with a bitch, busted your load, then felt like you had done the stupidest thing right after...... the 3 minutes after you burst are the most sacred moments in the world..... cherish them, hold them, tell them you love them......

    Ahhhhhhhhh (schling!)