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bright ideas/inventions

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ubejinxed, May 6, 2003.

  1. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed 12oz Veteran Member

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    bright ideas/inventions

    Discussion started by ubejinxed - May 6, 2003

    ever have an idea or invention you thought should be carried out?

    let see some of my bright ideas include

    the U-turn car signal - all those fuckers making u-turns in the left turn lane could benefit from a special signal, not like they'd use it though.

    the heated/cooled steering wheel (maybe they have this but my car isn't so up to date) - all those frigid or hell hot days that you can't put your hands on the steering wheel

    what's your sliced bread?
     
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    sneak - Replied May 6, 2003

    inflateable dartboard
    solar powered torch
     
  3. imported_El Mamerro - Replied May 6, 2003

    The all-terrain squeegee.
     
  4. ubejinxed

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    ubejinxed - Replied May 6, 2003

    smart -asses
     
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  5. imported_El Mamerro - Replied May 6, 2003

    I'm serious about mine. I've even drawn up schematics.
     
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    Dick Quickwood - Replied May 6, 2003

    an aerosol can
     
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  7. ubejinxed

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    ubejinxed - Replied May 6, 2003

    what exactly is it then?
     
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    sneak - Replied May 6, 2003

    :(
     
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    ubejinxed - Replied May 6, 2003

    sorry
     
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  10. imported_El Mamerro - Replied May 6, 2003

    A squeegee you can use on non-flat surfaces. It can push water puddles off asphalt driveways, floor cracks, between tiles, and the such.
     
  11. imported_El Mamerro - Replied May 6, 2003

    I also invented and designed a singing vacuum cleaner with cow fur, and convinced a couple of industry execs that it was a brilliant idea. I shit thee not.
     
  12. ubejinxed

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    ubejinxed - Replied May 6, 2003

    oh ok! good for restaurant applications. most places use a push broom now i think.

    cow fur vacuum?? to blend into your cow fur decor/furniture? how can u hear the singing over the vacuum roar? is it with headphones?
     
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    My invention would be this vacuum tube that you can screw into your bellybutton. Imagine eating whatever you wanted at anytime and all you would have to do is attatch this vacuum and the food gets sucked out immediately while you eat.
     
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    A glycoptic transmodifier....
     
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    The human forklift.

    let me explain....
    You know those thick belts that movers wear?
    Well Imagine if you could have one of those belts,
    and once you lift the box or whatever up to the desired height
    these two telescopic rods come out of the belt and support the weight.
    Then almost all of the weight is supported by your hips and your arms
    are just used to steady the object.

    Back strain be gone !
     
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