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Bad Movies You Can't Help But Watch

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BAMBOOZLED, Jul 26, 2003.



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    Those Bad Movies You Love


    Kazaam- Shaq's is a genie that grants wishes for this snotty white kid. My favorite part is when the kid askes for unlimited junk food and it rains Big Macs.

    Super Mario Brothers- Actually I don't remeber much of this movie but the TV show was dope. (someone add to this)

    Kick Boxers From Hell- I bought this cheap kung fu dvd pack and this was by far the radest movie in the set. It's about this American fighter that moves into a haunted house with his girlfriend. The house is then overrun by zombie kickboxers that kill his girlfriend and trap him in the underworld. So the American has to fight in this epic underworld tournament to escape hell. :TwoThumbsUp:

    Surf Ninja's- These teenage surfers live with an adopted family in LA. One day this asian guy shows up at their door and tells them that they're actually prince's in another country and their home-land is being overrun by some"Gnarly Bad Guys". So the Kids go the their native country and teach all the natives how to surf so they can travel from island to island defeating the gnarly invaders.

    DEAD ALIVE- If you havn't see this movie, GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW AND GO RENT IT. It's a zombie flick done by the director of Lord of the Rings. The best scene is the kung fu fight scene in the grave yard between the Prest and some leather jacket Greaser zombies.
  2. its not a movie..its a fuckin series...Chuck Norris...Texas Ranger..booya!
  3. Don't Panic

    Don't Panic Member

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    The Greatest Shitty Movie that Fucking Rocks Ever- Shock 'Em Dead

    Synopsis from cultmoviesonline.com-
    Michael is a total loser, and nobody wants him around. When he auditions and fails to get a position as guitar player in Lindsay's band and loses his job on the way, he makes a deal with a Voodoo priestess. She promises him the fulfillment of all his dreams if he swears obedience to her. He becomes a rock star and has many women - but to stay alive, he has to kill other people.

    A rock and roll "Johann Faust" that has gone terribly wrong. The filmmaking part that is. This movie is so bad you can't turn it off, especially watching Traci Lords as the manager in one of her first post-porn roles before she became "legit." She never looked better with her clothes on. Big hair, bad music, bad acting and Traci Lords!

    If you like movies like dead alive, this movie is worth checking out. Some of it may be kind of slow (been a few years since I've seen it), but the hair-band element makes it great.
  4. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

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    Re: Those Bad Movies You Love

    what might this DVD pack be called and where might i pick one of these up. Shitty movies are great.
  5. king kong

    king kong Banned

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    lara craft tomb raider shes hot so what the hell ill watch it...
  6. villain

    villain Veteran Member

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    I didn't know that dead alive was produced by the same producer as lord of the rings....
    renting bad b movies is one of my favorite pastimes actually. one time we watched "the wizard of speed and time" that shit was funny as hell! It was all stop motion film with these cheezy effects and I remember like one line out of it he says "SHOOT THE MOON!" and he flies up to the moon or some shit oh man that shit is a real laugher...
  7. mogilny

    mogilny Senior Member

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    killer klowns from outer space............
  8. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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    haha surf ninjas was funny, remember when the ninjas jumped out of the garbage truck ? that was hilarious

    all of the ninja turtle movies
  9. bobyfrütbowl

    bobyfrütbowl New Jack

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  10. Father John

    Father John Member

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    yea, that was the flick where the kid had that sega thing that could predict the future or control random things??? I forgot, I think I watched that movie 20 times as a kid...

    anyone remember that ninja movie where it was the three kids and they all put on masks to fight these bad guys...and they had this old chinese guy who taught them everything...I just remember the part where these three metalhead guys go to there house to stop the kids because there home alone and they want to kidnap them to lure the old guy to this big boat...they all had different colored masks, one was blue, green and red..
  11. 455

    455 Guest

    hahaha....Dead Alive....the lawnmower scene is priceless,or the zombies fuckin' and giving birth to the baby zombie..

    The Walker,Texas Ranger was a good one too.

    Smokey and The Bandit or damn near anything with Burt Reynolds in it...haha.
    Death Wish 1,2,3,4.....the acting is super shitty,which makes them funny.
  12. villain

    villain Veteran Member

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    Hahaha Killer klowns from outer space! I almost forgot about that one. What about killer nerd?
  13. Father John

    Father John Member

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    all of the naked guns, and airplanes..
  14. 455

    455 Guest

    The National Lampoon series
    Charlie's Angels

    One of the funniest movies I saw was "Made"....that shit was funny.
  15. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    that shit was very terrible.

    on another note how about "Carmen the hip hopra"