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Bad Movies You Can't Help But Watch

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Those Bad Movies You Love

 

BAD MOVIES AND GOLDEN MOMENTS...

 

 

 

Kazaam- Shaq's is a genie that grants wishes for this snotty white kid. My favorite part is when the kid askes for unlimited junk food and it rains Big Macs.

 

 

Super Mario Brothers- Actually I don't remeber much of this movie but the TV show was dope. (someone add to this)

 

 

Kick Boxers From Hell- I bought this cheap kung fu dvd pack and this was by far the radest movie in the set. It's about this American fighter that moves into a haunted house with his girlfriend. The house is then overrun by zombie kickboxers that kill his girlfriend and trap him in the underworld. So the American has to fight in this epic underworld tournament to escape hell. :TwoThumbsUp:

 

 

Surf Ninja's- These teenage surfers live with an adopted family in LA. One day this asian guy shows up at their door and tells them that they're actually prince's in another country and their home-land is being overrun by some"Gnarly Bad Guys". So the Kids go the their native country and teach all the natives how to surf so they can travel from island to island defeating the gnarly invaders.

 

 

DEAD ALIVE- If you havn't see this movie, GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW AND GO RENT IT. It's a zombie flick done by the director of Lord of the Rings. The best scene is the kung fu fight scene in the grave yard between the Prest and some leather jacket Greaser zombies.

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its not a movie..its a fuckin series...Chuck Norris...Texas Ranger..booya!

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The Greatest Shitty Movie that Fucking Rocks Ever- Shock 'Em Dead

 

Synopsis from cultmoviesonline.com-

Michael is a total loser, and nobody wants him around. When he auditions and fails to get a position as guitar player in Lindsay's band and loses his job on the way, he makes a deal with a Voodoo priestess. She promises him the fulfillment of all his dreams if he swears obedience to her. He becomes a rock star and has many women - but to stay alive, he has to kill other people.

 

A rock and roll "Johann Faust" that has gone terribly wrong. The filmmaking part that is. This movie is so bad you can't turn it off, especially watching Traci Lords as the manager in one of her first post-porn roles before she became "legit." She never looked better with her clothes on. Big hair, bad music, bad acting and Traci Lords!

 

 

 

 

If you like movies like dead alive, this movie is worth checking out. Some of it may be kind of slow (been a few years since I've seen it), but the hair-band element makes it great.

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Re: Those Bad Movies You Love

 

Originally posted by BAMBOOZLED

BAD MOVIES AND GOLDEN MOMENTS...

 

 

Kick Boxers From Hell- I bought this cheap kung fu dvd pack and this was by far the radest movie in the set. It's about this American fighter that moves into a haunted house with his girlfriend. The house is then overrun by zombie kickboxers that kill his girlfriend and trap him in the underworld. So the American has to fight in this epic underworld tournament to escape hell. :TwoThumbsUp:

 

 

 

what might this DVD pack be called and where might i pick one of these up. Shitty movies are great.

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I didn't know that dead alive was produced by the same producer as lord of the rings....

renting bad b movies is one of my favorite pastimes actually. one time we watched "the wizard of speed and time" that shit was funny as hell! It was all stop motion film with these cheezy effects and I remember like one line out of it he says "SHOOT THE MOON!" and he flies up to the moon or some shit oh man that shit is a real laugher...

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haha surf ninjas was funny, remember when the ninjas jumped out of the garbage truck ? that was hilarious

 

all of the ninja turtle movies

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Originally posted by ARCEL

haha surf ninjas was funny, remember when the ninjas jumped out of the garbage truck ? that was hilarious

yea, that was the flick where the kid had that sega thing that could predict the future or control random things??? I forgot, I think I watched that movie 20 times as a kid...

 

anyone remember that ninja movie where it was the three kids and they all put on masks to fight these bad guys...and they had this old chinese guy who taught them everything...I just remember the part where these three metalhead guys go to there house to stop the kids because there home alone and they want to kidnap them to lure the old guy to this big boat...they all had different colored masks, one was blue, green and red..

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hahaha....Dead Alive....the lawnmower scene is priceless,or the zombies fuckin' and giving birth to the baby zombie..

 

The Walker,Texas Ranger was a good one too.

 

Smokey and The Bandit or damn near anything with Burt Reynolds in it...haha.

Death Wish 1,2,3,4.....the acting is super shitty,which makes them funny.

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Hahaha Killer klowns from outer space! I almost forgot about that one. What about killer nerd?

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Caddyshack

The National Lampoon series

Charlie's Angels

 

 

One of the funniest movies I saw was "Made"....that shit was funny.

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Originally posted by 455

 

 

One of the funniest movies I saw was "Made"....that shit was funny.

 

that shit was very terrible.

 

on another note how about "Carmen the hip hopra"

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

that shit was very terrible.

 

on another note how about "Carmen the hip hopra"

 

that's why I listed it......it sucked....but I still laughed at the stupidity...

 

Creepshow 2.

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Originally posted by 455

that's why I listed it......it sucked....but I still laughed at the stupidity...

 

Creepshow 2.

 

i know i watched that movie super drunk and it started to piss me off. I kept askin my roommate why that one dude never shut the fuck up.

 

Heres one JASON X- worst jason movie ever. Jason gets frozen, gets unfrozen in the future, goes to space and turns into a robotic, kung fu killing machine. To fuckin stupid to turn off.:lol:

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Mortal Kombat 1&2 had all the characters from the game but only like half of them fought. I was kind of dissapointed.

 

Didn't they make a show too that had nothing to do with anything?

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The Jason movies are wack as fuck after the 3rd one or something like that.....same goes for the Freddy and Halloween movies,only after the first one.The Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies are like that.

 

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Valley Girl

Quicksilver

Duel

Mean Streets

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this is a funny thread....i think that movie the transporter was fucken wack ass movie...but i watched it all the way through cus i wanted to see more of the hot asian chick and that dude drive them sweet ass cars....does hollywood know what we want or what....

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>Evil dead 1 & 2

>Manhunter(The movie that was made befor the original hannibal.)

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i forgot what the name of the movie was but it was about these 80s kids going to a consert but this metalhead vampire terroizes them and when ever there is a feast or attack they blkast speed metal, oh yah there was TONS of gore!

 

 

 

if some one can remember that movie hit me up i wanna see it again.

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Originally posted by villain

Frankenwhore and ALL the Troma movies....

 

Frankenhooker* i've only seen a preview for it, but it looks super bad.

Basket Case 2 is awesome. it's about these severely deformed people that get revenge on some asshole journalists. i picked it up at a used shit store. now i want the whole series.

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