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Originally posted by Devilush

-tattoos

-fixed gear riders

-a jon b. looking thin beard

-dark hair and fair skin

-broad shoulders

-long eyelashes

-thin but tall and fit stature

-freckles on the nose...not overly shown but slightly noticeable

-goofiness so i can laugh

-someone who wants me to take care for them when they are sick

-who likes to please me all time....doesnt matter if its sexually and what not...

-treats me like a queen

-who can laugh at me when i do something wrong so i can laugh too

-who likes to watch porn with me and not feel uncomfortable

-who likes to go to women's strip clubs with me and not feel uncomfortable while at the same time he is convincing me that i am the most beautiful woman in the world

-likes to cuddle while sleeping or just watching tv

 

they dont make girls like this round these parts...im moving...

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where have you been devilush? I haven't talked to you forever..

girls who are okay with being dirty

girls who wear pajamas or bathrobes or sweatpants and tanktops without bras...

(kind of before going to bed wear that sends me through the roof)

girls who will get it on wherever

devilush... (repeats it 20 times)

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girls who hang on me...like always are touching or hugging or whatever

kinky girls...

just seeing skin on a girl, like her back, or her legs...that turns me on...

girls who talk dirty...

girls who love talking to me about sex

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girls who dress comfterable rather than fashionable...ex.wife beater and cut off camo shots...fucking hot...

tough girls...not so tough that theyre mucho macho steroid abusers but just not all prissy

girls who take control in the bedroom...

short girls

girls who are into or at least know about and respect things im into graff/hardcore/anal

girls who are original and funny

 

 

 

i hate having standards because no way will i ever find a girl like this shit...

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Physical turn ons:

atleast 5'5" (I'm 6'2"...)

Wide but not fat hips. I love hips. She must be able to move those hips too...

Nice ass (girls that don't have asses make me feel back...)

Nice thighs to go with the ass (Not fat, not thin.)

Large B cup (Anything bigger than a C is gross.)

Chin or shoulder length blonde/dirty blonde/red/black hair

Black framed glasses.

BOOTY SHORTS!

 

other:

Must be funny.

Smart

Can hold a conversation

Likes movies

Enjoys the musical stylings of Tool.

Will put up with my strangness.

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Girls

-NOT skinny. i hate that

-broad hips and shoulders

- red hair or black hair

- must smile lots

- !TATTOOS!

- pvc

- pierced nipples

- none of that tanned bullshit. Sorry, but Irish girls should be so white its hard to look at - but they get that self-tan shite. Its awful. All girls look most attractive with their skin left whatever color nature intended

- short

- you ever see a Greek nude female statue? built like that but maybe a bit heavier

 

Guys

- short/stocky

- black hair

- in drag

So Bono basically.............................

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