Guest 455 Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 haha.....yet another cheap attempt to represent from you my son tell me,why do you wish for death like Bronson should have proceeded with caution and realized you were about to get your head stomped in I'm not scared of any of your internet jabs in fact,when I read them I just sit back and laugh-you should have never tried to test us-light up another Pall Mall crack another beer and get on your Vespa and scoot cause I will still outlast you,smash you and get under your skin like a shitty tattoo-trust me-I know how it goes when you try to break up your verses and it ends up being worthless I know you got vexed wondering what's next the coalition leaving your head split like decisions from professional lyrical renegades got you confused and dazed you trying to bring more static than radio interference but little did you know-this rhyme isn't bitten so there is no need for sample clearence-haha.Tapes-read this to yourself...outloud The Coaliton never stops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gutter steez Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 yo taper bout to twist ya ina paper light ya ass-puff puff an' pass to my neighbor then we put ya ass out aint save the rest fo later cause ya got no flavor ya straight dirt an' ya sack was short ya played ya self when you said ya rhyme extort now time ta abort an leave the mission or some man gonna find ya dead when he out fishing shouldn't be a tough decision cause we straight precision cant hide from the wrath of the great coalition now listen to the words i spit ya sis's pic is the shit we practice jerkin wit now it's ya time to quit before ya wig gets split and we flip da shit off the lip that turn ya into country side grits ----->had a itch to add a twist so i edited this bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 FUCK ALL YOU SHIT MUTTS...i bust on myself, take this! yo, mic check 1,2... You dont wanna fuck with me, You dont know who i be, What i see, could make you flee runnin non stop like your bieng chased by a cop cause everymorning i wake up and see my disease i got the herpeghonasyphillades on deeez you know it burns when i peez if a girl had sex with me shed be like "GEEESE" "why are your balls bigger than your knees?" but its not like she doesnt have alittle lip cheese, "Its elephantitis you tease, now start suckin please" I paid good money for that trick just so i could get a good kick, maybe even take a flick, but i never got that far, the smell of my crotch made that bitch sick. "i payed you to do this you dumb whore!" i screamed "Oh god i wish i wasnt such a crack fiend!" So she continued to suck me off..! ok done.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnut Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 yo bitch ass taper..where you at lil girl..you gets ripped here or any board-lay-lo,12oz,...don't matter- you fall like the world trade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 Originally posted by taper boring bastard ill spread you body parts like plaster you and the coliation takin a weeks vacation suffering from retardation rubbing you cunts feelin a weird sensation i feed on wack mcs like a cheap restaruant battling back and bashing you head as i taunt you and your clan of bitches and keep you wishin its like 12 on one and i still will crush your "lyrics" your "colation" give you health complications your startin weak mc league of nations nails 455 and boring bastard and whoever else wants to talk keep sucking cock see how far you fools get give up you got delt wit. bitch Sorry Taper, but I'll leave you more dumbfounded than astounded...... Short for words....... as I continue spitting eternally to the point where you drown kid! It's just an adlib and I've got databases full if you'd like to borrow...... Iceberg turned you down and so you're chalk full of childish sorrow....... You won't see tomorrow if you don't switch it up today...... I smack more faget bitches than Prodigy........Sorry nigga but you're gay! And we don't play 'cause we toss more mics than a game of rugby............always trying to toss our salads and that's the shit that bugs me! My bad "Huggy"...........'cause that's you're name up in our cypher........... You're a fucking newborn and we're all omniscient lifers who done seen it all and could tell your children stories for decades..... About accolades, awards and even trophies on the mantle......... Burn it so hot even titanium computer technologies couldn't handle....... even R2D2 and Ewok just for the fun! I'm all about calling battles........so let's get it jumping and watch you run! I don't need guns or shanks to whip your ass! I got thugs to do that shit for me, nigga, I'm in a different class! So let's check the scientific calculation of the mass and you'll see we're thicker than your compound of simple H20! The name is "Boring" , bitch, just remember I'm a pro! Couldn't tell you shit about your spreading of the plaster..............but next time watch your mouth before you fuck with the "Blast Master"! I deliver faster than "FEDEX overnight" and got you "Watching for the HOOK" when you feel the "cool breeze" from my right! And the left's "The Jaber" that get's you "Veks'ed" and even "Puzl'ed"! Rabid emcee on the mic, and that's the reason they got me muzzled! Known for killing biters, backstabbers and even liars....... You know what? Just give up! Fuck it, we're nice enough to call it "retire".........even though there was never a career! Take my advice "Don't come back in here"!!!!!!!!! That's my direct warning! Don't even continue trying..........you illiterate fool! Learn how to spell!! Goodnight Taper......... Boring "The Bitch Slapper" Bastard!! :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nails Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 Taper you wanna step my fist will connect, Full on eject your ass like a played out tape, So rewind yourself and come back when your ready to play, In the big leagues dont bite off more than you can chew, Cause when we swing our bats we always pull through, Control you with our rhymes can chop you into lines, And still couldnt sell you for a dime, your like inline skates played out before you even got here, Bland and watered down like a cheap beer, So tune up your skills cause you need a valve adjustment, Cause I'm runnin on all cylinders with oil pressured fuel injectors, Turbo straight boostin, powerhouse exclusive, This is NAILS hitten and spitten more fuel than you'll ever be emittin, so stop fittin and bitchen cause once again you've been crushed by the coalition..............And we've done won this mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seek One Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 what the fuck? i cant hear this, you all suck, you better fear this coldasbling lyrics run amuck, your whole crew outta luck, got you cornered like u stuck, runnin your mouths like u rockin your rims, bitches and tims, rollin on dubs flashin ice , i keep it real like i cant afford shit, apartment full of mice and i roll on hubs, got no bitches so im jackin off in tubs, rock a boom box in my ride cuz i got no subs, i aint playin im here for good , man i mean im stayin, im a broke ass white boy is what im sayin, my bank account decayin but i lay here prayin that i catch a break,for goodness sake some day ill be drinkin wine and eatin steak but untill then i do what i can, my life i mend.......cant think of anymore i know i got off subject of battlin...but whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nails Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 you lost when you said keep it real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 Originally posted by coldasbling what the fuck? i cant hear this, you all suck, you better fear this coldasbling lyrics run amuck, your whole crew outta luck, got you cornered like u stuck, runnin your mouths like u rockin your rims, bitches and tims, rollin on dubs flashin ice , i keep it real like i cant afford shit, apartment full of mice and i roll on hubs, got no bitches so im jackin off in tubs, rock a boom box in my ride cuz i got no subs, i aint playin im here for good , man i mean im stayin, im a broke ass white boy is what im sayin, my bank account decayin but i lay here prayin that i catch a break,for goodness sake some day ill be drinkin wine and eatin steak but untill then i do what i can, my life i mend.......cant think of anymore i know i got off subject of battlin...but whatever Sorry kid but you're lacking........ you should have known we're packing....... Cold as bling? My ass.......'Cause your chips are far from stacking! What's really cracking? Come on and tell me something........ Let me in on your skills and let's get this battle jumping! My sounds stay pumping like paramedics on your stomach.......... You need to stop focusing on all of us and just watch your vitals plummet....... Just a wack puppet! 'Cause you do just what I say! Come clean and confess............You sucked our dicks because you're gay! Not 'cause you lost the battle but just 'cause that's the way you swing..............I'll let you settle for the Queen since I'm the fucking King! You could be my bitch and I'd even share a little steak........... but you probably couldn't stick with it like this battle, 'cause you're a fucking flake! Let's call the jake...........since I'm close to killing your verse! Rip it in two minutes flat with no time to reherse.......... get smacked the worst when I jack your purse and shoot you with your own pistol and watch bullets disperse! Drop your next verse and it'll barely put a ding up in the window.......... Verses smashing glass like LA riots with my kinfolks........... Say you been broke and keep watching the bank account decaying?? That means you would have had some loot in the beginning so let's quit with all the playing!! You know what I'm saying?? It's like this...........I've got a "455" engine full of juice to get loose with my "gutter steez"........... I stay "Peeling Caps" on you so hard you're saying "Pass the kevlar please!!"............ And while my pack is dumping on you I stay in the "Coffeehouse" with all the "Funkstars" .................... My verses like prisons! I drop bars after bars................ Imported cars with "nails" on rims like James Bond movies.......stay deflating your verses 'cause you ain't ever gonna move me! This style's groovy like Austin Powers decked out in suede! Before you battle you should do some homework on all the "femcees" that I've slayed...........My response delayed.........like cops arrival in the ghetto..........stop lying Pinochio..........I know you're act 'cause I'm Gephetto!! "Uh oh!!!" You done did it now............. You'll never win this battle!! You think so?? Then tell me how 'cause I've got more fam than Filipinos.......... More roots than Negros........... More scouts than Weeblos............ More sickness than diseased ho's........... More flavor than Dorito's.............. More game than nintendo's............. Just check the way the game go's!!!! Admit that you fucked up when you stepped to some real pro's!!! Boring "The Internet Kid Puncher" Bastard!!!! Repping all day every day!! "The Coalition's like McDonald's...........over billions served!!" :king: :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnut Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 check it son-taper and coldsabling i really think ya'll lost and confused we spit realness off the top not reused metaphors and similes that come off like branches on oak trees cuz we have solid roots up the trunk to the leaves your a flaw in the culture so we gonna pluck ya to the bone like a vulture come out the blue into the cipher-act oldschool when your new the coalition isn't 12 or 10 heads its only a few steady rockin mics and smashin toys like you reppin pittsburgh-the city of steel try and clown us calling us countryside niggas jus cuz we know the deal we're like great white sharks and you a seal swimmin in our ocean internet nerd downloading kiddy porn and jackin off w/ lotion always sayin someone is bitin i just drop off the top while i'm typin so quit your gripin you have no cru or clicks wouldn't stand a chance battlin this cru with delivery like jedi mind tricks we'll rock ya blackbook with ball point bics have ya bitin our styles like blood suckin tics boring rocs prototype steel toed "asiks" you try and come back with bullshit basics then try to clown nails and 455 both of em got more flavor,vitamins and minerals than 87 glasses of 5alive haven't even named all the cru-and you still think you can survive your just a hiphop wannabe talk like your a writer and think you can mc what a pity your prolly just goin thru puberty and in that teenage stage try to dress hip and buy a pager and never getta page got you realizing that your a toy sending you in a rage i've met many heads on this board the real ones somehow connect then the others get smashed or just ignored you fall in that category but a different strand we come correct like roots manuva on 'brand new second hand' your just an unsuccessful one man band with a sorry as fuck style that has no spice and is bland i'm going to bed-i'm tired as fuck and just submerged you in quicksand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 haha.....you think you're cold as ice....whatever...I'm bound to get you heated when I step to the mic device...I play it Smooth like B plus I'm Nice like Guru when they dropped shit on "Dwyck"---you can't fuckin' handle me son...I think to quick than your average mc that can spit-leave you exposed with no chothes so we can see your hidden slit---haha..look closely and you'll see it's drippin'---faggot...trying to pummel us with a rendition that's probably already been written...you should have known the coalition leaves this internet shit blown like fuse and when chumps step up to the plate they strike out and lose....yo Tapes and that other fool we just smoke you like Canibus when we "get retarded" you should have never even started the so-called battle--together we fuck you up--whether the dream team is in Atlanta or Seattle--Cmon you bitches...raise up your blouse and show us your tits--you can try to play the roll but neither of you can tell us shit...yall just a bunch morons like The Bradys'-we Burns you like George so I guess The Gods Must Be Crazy--you try to slay me--haha...fat chance--The Coaliton drops so much shit we might as well check our pants..you can rant and rave about yall think you are Super like Dave but deep down you know we got it made in the shade eating mc's like toast wothout the marmalade or jam we can "Proceed and Continue...to rock the mic"...and give you stagefright from the way we rock the mic...if you like..you can step again but this time you'll get the "pen"is...don't even try to quote what I wrote--because I produced these bars in less than 2 minutes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gutter steez Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 another one lost to the wrath stepped to calculus class without knowing his basic math bling spittin straight trash with da coalition ya clash "here for good" ya think too fast you'll never ever last cause dis our house of pain so jump da fuck out cause dis our time to reign we'll have ya maimed witha cain shirt blood stained rethinking ya post but it's too late to change cause we read ya verse & we know ya range & it aint the rover "cold as bling"? well we can make colder we can make it freeze got a taste of the coalition with the exception of tease cause we blessed like a sneez & we charge like some fees a 1 on 1 battle? just holla g steez nigga please coalition dirt division Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 Looks like these two cats are dying as of right now!! Bump for "The Coalition".............;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 29, 2002 Share Posted January 29, 2002 bump again.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted January 29, 2002 Share Posted January 29, 2002 http://images.yourphotos.com/6969/willy%20with%20the%20little%20people.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nails Posted January 29, 2002 Share Posted January 29, 2002 FOUNDED in 1856 Henry weinhards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 Bump................ I guess................. Hey Taper......You give up yet??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nails Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 bump once again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seek One Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 whatd u think i was gone? you shoulda been forewarned, i came in and trashed your trailer park house like a tropical storm, your rhymes are sloppy like they got no form, i keep em stealth like a fucking swarm, came through hard when i brought it, quicker then a civic on nos when i floored it, ill finish later...peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gutter steez Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 set up like ya done snitched on ya self cant think of one typa swarm thats sneaky & stealth we bad for ya health, dangeroous and deadly you set ya self up so ya best be ready bout to chop ya head off with a lyrical machete so sit steady, it'll be quick and painless swingin sterling silver verses that be steel and stainless so dont blame us when we make ya famous have ya on the news without a clue talkin bout ya newly ripped anus you cant play us cause we made the rules we got the tools that make fools drool then cannonball into the dead pool sounds cruel cause our heads aint right you a sittin target up in this internet fight like a deer at night caught in our headlights frozen-stuck-now locked in our sights covered ya eyes like you scared of heights blasted ya once now we blast ya twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taper Posted January 30, 2002 Author Share Posted January 30, 2002 ive been away from my computer for a few days. who is tis gutter steez? he sucks. is he part of the coliation too. because if hes not he should be. hes that bad.... just wait until i feel like typing...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gutter steez Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 Originally posted by taper ive been away from my computer for a few days. .... just wait until i spend all week getting my rhyme ready... counted one thread started and four posts made by ya yesterday. playin ya self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnut Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 taper & ne0 summin -both of you shut the fuck up you lil fuckin pussy bitches!! why can't ya'll just reply with a freestyle "battle" like the thread you started? fuckin clowns..thats fo real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gutter steez Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 that's cause he's got to be on HIS computer where all his rhymes are saved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeehouseFunkstar Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 Taper........hmmmmm oh yeah kid I heard of you you that punk that talked shit then Steez murdered you! the words you blurted never hit their marked targets so if you can't finish, best advised not to start shit Coffeehouse leavin cats stiff like startch once again it's the Funkstar marchin mutha fuckas to they doom son I blast you AND ya man Neo makin me get blood on my cream sweater and my peacoat?! shit I was just loungin, now we bouts ta throw down hear that X-Files music in the backround? you abouts to get ate up by some sick ass, out the woods crew that YOU should be 'fraid of son go get ya pay stubs AND ya 1040EZ's you bout to get audited by Coffeehouse, Cuts, Nails and Gutter Steez son you butta? PLEASE ya shit's not even meltin in my skillet now turn ya stove down cause CFunk's about to kill it son I'm steady drillin holes through ya temples we gonna hang you by the celieng lick the stamp, the envelope is steady sealing ya fate is NOT enough straight up kid we call ya bluff lyrics so hot they TOUCH ya skin and have it peeling you need spf one MILLION to keep the coalition of ya backside fuck with one of us, got the WHOLE CLICK in attack mode son we'll fuck you up in the studio OR trackside... or rooftop or freeways or in ya girls bedroom or at the dinner table retire now..... or accept the consequence chills to the Coalition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 Our verses are hot, point blank!! Taper and Cold as Bling can both suck my dick!! Both some fucking losers! Big word bullshit that doesn't even rhyme............and makes no fucking sense! Fuck off! Learn some wordplay and structure, you fucks!!!:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 Taper and the rest of you wack rap cats who act and decide to bag on the coaliton get fucking destroyed....hey,I got an idea....why don't you head over to Lay-Lo and see how far your "bitin" ass gets over there...since you think you are soooo sick and about to get signed by Def Jux and shit...Let me tell you,until you get on a stage and rock the mic in front of people you don't know-don't try to tell me anything...keep in mind that my rhymes I post on this thread are going to get shorter until I make you look stupid by typing 2 or 3 lines...just wait.it's on its' way.The Coalition never falls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 check it, its off the handle watch me wreck a mike like a vandle rockin nothin but surf trunks, a wifebeater and sandles rhymes just flow while im lit like a candle with more dirty words than the fuckin clinton scandal my shits blazin like the broiler room leavin suckas that come against me with a pyros doom im pushin weight while ur ass is pushin a broom sportin vercaci while ur stuck in fruit of the loom creatin a whole new universe motherfucker just call this here "the big boom" ur brain can consume my rhymes but it cant digest em makin u regurgitate flows that are unanimously detested by all mcs ur bitch can humm these while im posted on kauai smokin down trees im travelin over seas while u watchin on tv ur an ameture why u coughin when u hit it? do u got tb? well clear ur throat kid cus this heres a battle u cant be soundin like no goat unless u wanna get slaughtered u best hop on the next boat and get the fuck outa town son or be hung like a coat i can turn on rhymes like im controlled by remote but this aint no tv show this is real life so before u think ur safe u better think twice cus ill come creepin up like mice to take ur ice then ur wife and when im done with her u can have her back just remember that this big dick was stabbin that pussy like a double blade knife so when i cut u once ur gonna bleed twice. the closing line was taken from another song but the rest was pretty much a freestyle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 ps. no bitin suckas!!!!! i wrote that shit down. its copywrited by young gunz inc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnut Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 amen..this is coming to a closure in some form or fasion..either giveup or your throats i'll be slashin..we come correct straight smashin..taper and his pussy clan of bitches..have ya'll walkin on cains and up in the infermary gettin stitches..i'm a fulltime nigga-goin to school, killin you bitches, and stackin my riches..take ya ass on saturday night live toss you around from boring,gs,nails,cf, to four-five-five.. have you strugglin to survive..i'd keep droppin dimes on this thread if you weren't alive..why'd you even start this thread ya fuckin chump..ya'll hardly ever reply so we just smash you to the ground and to ocassionally "bump"..ya'll definately aint got what it takes..cause we've been servin' ya'll like lobster on paper plates...and is all i see is one line bullshit remarks going back multiple dates..........~~>fuckin suckas.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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