SwampFightOner Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Everybody outside of 12oz land learned in 6th grade that everything origionally evolved from the ocean, and that whales and dolphins evolved back to the ocean. This is common knowlege that everybody who made it through 6th grade science class was taught. Then again, maybe they didn't teach it in the special ed classes. Not one person has argued this. You said they evolved from dogs, which they didn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Yeah, i don't expect my statements to sway his opinion either, but every time someone has posted that classification picture and every time you or any other number of people has broken it down he just latches onto the words "canine family" and then decides that that equates to dog family and everything in said family is automatically a dog. "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SwampFightOner again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Dude if fucking Steve Irwin came back to life to show DAO the fundamental differences between Wolfs and Dogs he would still deny that shit. End the thread. He would drop dead of laughter at the thought that there's actually people who think that a wolf isn't a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Hey if my pug runs away for like 10 years into the wild, does he become a wolf? According to your agument, yes. Accordig to reality outside of 12oz land, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Yeah, i don't expect my statements to sway his opinion either, but every time someone has posted that classification picture and every time you or any other number of people has broken it down he just latches onto the words "canine family" and then decides that that equates to dog family and everything in said family is automatically a dog. "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SwampFightOner again." He actually stated that the the classification picture had "nothing to do with this argument". Making it even more lulzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 The fact that you keep using this as an excuse actually led me to ask several people today if a wolf was a breed of dog, or if a wolf and dog were the same thing The resounding answer was no. All from people outside of 12oz, too. Weird. Then you must hang around retards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 It doesn't say that, at all. How drunk are you tonight? It says that wolves were the first dogs. And I'm not drunk at all. Only 3 beers deep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Oh man, epic screen cap. :lol: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 If I didn't already know what a retarded question it was, and could come up with a reason besides "to prove some retard on the internet wrong" I'd call my aunt, who was a vet's assistant for 10 years. However, instead I'm gunna stick to knowing I'm 100% right, and believeing that you really are just trolling at this point. Truely epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 It says that wolves were the first dogs. And I'm not drunk at all. Only 3 beers deep. It says dogs are descended from wolves. Where do you read "wolves are dogs?" We're descended from chimpanzees, however humans aren't chimpanzees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Then you must hang are around retarts. LOL WTF are retarts mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Again, not what anyone said Wolves aren't dogs because they're different animals, not because they're wild I have a pet ferret, is he a dog? How many times are you going to flip flop between saying that a wolf is indeed a dog, to it's not a dog, to it's "part of the dog family", to it's a different animal all together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Then you must hang are around retarts. Then you must hang are around retarts. Then you must hang are around retarts. Then you must hang are around retarts. Then you must hang are around retarts. Then you must hang are around retarts. Then you must hang are around retarts. Then you must hang are around retarts. Then you must hang are around retarts. Then you must hang are around retarts. Then you must hang are around retarts. Then you must hang are around retarts. LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 How many times are you going to flip flop between saying that a wolf is indeed a dog, to it's not a dog, to it's "part of the dog family", to it's a different animal all together? I've never said it was a dog. I've always and still do say that it is a member of the family Canidae, which is sometimes referred to (informally) as "the dog family" because it contains both dogs and ALL OTHER RELATED ANIMALS, such as wolves. And they have always and always will be completely different animals which are closely related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 I still don't think you've realized there is a difference between species, genus, family, etc. Just because something is in the "dog family" (which is a layman's term anyways and not even a real thing) doesn't mean its a dog. Actually, yes it does. If something belongs to the "dog family", or in other words is a canine. That makes it a fucking dog. Or in other words a canine. A wolf is a fucking dog, just like how a tiger is a cat and an eagle is a bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 I seriously begged Husk to come out and paint with me so that I wouldn't come online and argue about wolves and dogs tonight Fuck him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Actually, yes it does. You going to pull up some wikipedia shit explaining how a lion isn't a large cat? A lion is a feline. A domestic cat is a feline. A lion is not a domestic cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 I had a cheese steak in Seattle today, it it a cheese steak or a sandwich? If it was from Philly would the answer be different? That would be a fake cheesesteak. Kinda like how Scooby Doo is a fake dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 That would be a fake cheesesteak. Kinda like how Scooby Doo is a fake whale*. Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 RETART Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Actually, yes it does. You going to pull up some wikipedia shit explaining how a lion isn't a large cat? A lion and a house cat are in the same family. They are in different Genuses and they aren't the same species. So, no, a lion is not just a large tabby cat. And get the fuck out of here with trying to call me out on using wikipedia when you yourself used it as your defense earlier in here. Also, keep ignoring the PBS links and the image breaking down the classifications of living things, because clearly family, species, class, order, etc are all irrelevant in this discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 I had a cheese steak in Seattle today, it it a cheese steak or a sandwich? If it was from Philly would the answer be different? It's a steak and cheese sandwich. It's descended from the Philly cheesesteak, but a different sandwich Maybe DAO will understand the wolf/dog thing in these terms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 If I didn't already know what a retarded question it was, and could come up with a reason besides "to prove some retard on the internet wrong" I'd call my aunt, who was a vet's assistant for 10 years. However, instead I'm gunna stick to knowing I'm 100% right, and believeing that you really are just trolling at this point. Truely epic You've already proven through your constant flip flopping on your position as to what in the fuck you're even arguing about, that you're the one in troll mode. As are 90% of the people posting in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 ANIMAL KINGDOM HUMANS ARE WHALES. GRASS HOPPERS ARE ELEPHANTS EVERYTHING IS THE SAME SHIT EVERY 6TH GRADER KNOWS THIS 12 LAND FAGGOT RETARTS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 YOU FUCKING RETARTS, WE ALL BELONG TO THE ANIMAL KINGDOM, SO WE'RE ALL THE SAME. LOOK, I HAVE PROOF "The animal kingdom, a high-level classification of living organisms (as contrasted with plants, fungi, and others)" SEE, LIVING ORGANISMS THAT AREN'T PLANTS AND FUNGI. YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, THAT MEANS A DOG IS A WHALE WHICH IS ALSO A HORSE WHICH IS ALSO A HUMAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 You've already proven through your constant flip flopping on your position as to what in the fuck you're even arguing about, that you're the one in troll mode. As are 90% of the people posting in this thread. The "flip flopping" is actually your lack of reading comprehension skills, as I've already pointed out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 It says dogs are descended from wolves. Where do you read "wolves are dogs?" We're descended from chimpanzees, however humans aren't chimpanzees Actually, you're wrong again. We're not decended from chimps, we decended from the same ape that chimps evolved from. That ape evolved in one direction to become chimps, and in another direction to become humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 That is actually one point in which you're correct on. I meant to phrase that differently. Oh well You're still wrong about everything else in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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