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happy 4th: one less elderly person off the road.

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so my mom just told my great aunt she wasnt alowed to drive anymore due to old age.

 

 

 

 

tragic for her..

funny for us

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not in those exact words but she wasnt happy about it..but she is in the primo stage of Alzheimer's so she wont be mad tomorrow

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not in those exact words but she wasnt happy about it..but she is in the primo stage of Alzheimer's so she wont be mad tomorrow

 

 

 

Just steal her keys and blame it on her Alzheimers when she can't find them.

She'll probably forget what she was looking for after like 30 seconds anyways.

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i got a grandpa who needs to not be driving but he does anyway. Dude can get lost

5 minutes away from home and he lived there 40 years. Blows red lights, drives with a foot on the gas and one on the brake, Drives real scary and people steady hit they horn which only makes him drive worse.

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i got a grandpa who needs to not be driving but he does anyway. Dude can get lost

5 minutes away from home and he lived there 40 years. Blows red lights, drives with a foot on the gas and one on the brake, Drives real scary and people steady hit they horn which only makes him drive worse.

 

you should pull his card

 

elderly drivers who are losing sensory and moter skills are more dangerous than drunk drivers.

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When Alzheimers hit my pops physical abilities hard he volinteered to give up the keys..that was 2 years ago......

 

And happy 4th.

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So, your Great Aunt? Is she widowed? Tell her I've got my license and I love BINGO. I could pick her up next Tuesday if she's not busy. Maybe we could go see a talkie and get some pops?

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not in those exact words but she wasnt happy about it..but she is in the primo stage of Alzheimer's so she wont be mad tomorrow

 

talk about constant sex.

she'll forget you turned her out after she watches matlock.

 

doo it.

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I guess the only driver worse than a Masshole, would be a Masshole with Alzheimers.

 

Because they'd forget they're a Masshole?

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