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seeking

my christmas present to you all

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ok, so im feeling particularly giving right now for some reason. so heres the deal. as my gift to you all, i'll be wrong about absolutely everything i say. you all can ask me any question you want, and i'll be wrong. this is your big chance to be smarter than me. you can all go back and forth on AIM discussing how you served me. this applies to this thread only, and i can close it anytime i feel like it. i wont delete it though, so then you can go back and visit the thrashing any time youd like....

 

 

so who will be first?

 

 

 

ps. you cant just berate me. i mean, you can, but that wont be very funny. you have to argue with me.

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

SEEKING, is the moon really made of cheese?

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what the fuck kind of question is that? only a fucking moron doesnt know the answer. of course the moon is made of fucking cheese you stupid fuck. i swear, if i was as stupid as you, id learn to walk on my hands and then id shit and let it fall down my body all over my head.

 

 

 

see, isnt this a riot?

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no, it couldnt cause everyone loves and respects me, and even though i gave them the chance to throw baseballs at my dunk tank, they wont. why? cause they love me. they all fucking love me.

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yo dun,

is it true you stick your din-din in the hun hun of mum mums. then run run your cum cum on their bum bum????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cause i always thought you were homosexual???

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bad thigns happen to good people, because they arent very fucking good at being bad. if they were, then no one would fuck with them, cause they'd be like 'yo, dont fuck with that dude, he's bad'

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

seeking, does god really kill moms and puppies?

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hold up. man, you guys arent doing it right. you gotta argue with me about a real topic, and i'll just be totaly wrong.

 

basically, what were doing, is im giving you guys a chance to know what it feels like to be me. you can know how frustrating it is to argue with a moron that doesnt admit when he's wrong, even though that is clearly the case. get it?

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Originally posted by seeking innocence

hold up. man, you guys arent doing it right. you gotta argue with me about a real topic, and i'll just be totaly wrong.

 

basically, what were doing, is im giving you guys a chance to know what it feels like to be me. you can know how frustrating it is to argue with a moron that doesnt admit when he's wrong, even though that is clearly the case. get it?

 

look pal, bad things happen to good people because of the apple pie princlple invented by mendel, it states the when one is an asshole they mush prosper at all things including duct taping horses to lego. jeez man.... how the fuck didnt you get that one?

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

so seeking, i heard youre nascar's number one fan. is that correct?

am i playing right now?

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This thread was funny up till Seeking's last post, cause he rationalized a perfectly hilarious premise. Now that that's clear, I ask you this: Are you ever wrong, Seeking? Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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ummm, no, cause its just asking my opinion. lets argue about something real, something with facts and shit like that.

 

this is turning out to be way more hassle than its going to be worth.

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ok, i would like to discuss the topic of evolution, i believe the theory that we come from apes and we have evolved.

 

 

 

 

sorry, im totally forcing this. i just want to see how backwards this can get.

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it'll only get backwards if you fools dont pay attention to the reality of the situation.

 

if we evolved from apes, what did apes evolve from? chickens? what did chickens evolve from? ferrets? and ferrets? did they come from those little rolley polley bugs that curl up like armadillos when you touch them?

 

if god didnt make us, where did we come from? starbucks?

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Hmmm... I see the potential here, and it could be fucking amazing. Thing is, now I kinda wanna be the "wrong arguer" too. Trying your best to prove a point with bogus facts sounds like fun, as long as you don't go overly slapstick. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Hey Seeking. So Osama didn't really do it right. Wasn't it some Christian Fundamentalists?

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if you dont have anything to say about the topic, dont say anything fag. and quit with the 'beer' talk. you must have lost a beer up your ass. that would explain why your heads up there looking for it.

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pop quiz hot shot

 

2 things

 

right now humanity faces decsisons that will decide the fate our future. is it possible to ecsape a blade runner / madmax type future or are we all fucked

 

2. why is booze legal and weed not

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pistol

 

i never said it was christian fundamentalists. people constantly stick words in my damn mouth. it wasnt osama or the christians, it was the jews. why the jews? who else could pull off such a thing? who owns all the media? who controls hollywood? who killed jesus for christ sake? they've done it in the past, i dont doubt for a second that they were behind it this time as well.

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Wait... I DID lose a beer in my ass, which makes your argument correct. I'll try to get my father to lose another one in there for Christmas so I can throw you off.

 

Alright, let's see... I used to inline skate a couple of years back in high school. Even though I don't do it anymore, I don't think rollerbladers are gay at all. Seriously, I've seen these kids hitch motorcycle tows that propell them over 45+ stairs at around 30 mph. That's more balls than what I've seen from any skaters. I therefore claim that inline skating is not gay. Care to agree? Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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ps. you cant just berate me. i mean, you can, but that wont be very funny.

 

says you.....

 

so seeking, i heard that when you had a 3some with freddy fat fuck durst and emimenenememenemem you called out the name of some pasty faced emo slut with her black hair dye running down her fucking pasty skin causing a rather odd "zebra-esque" (yeah, well its a word now dickheads) appearence and when you called out said emo-sluts name freddy was upset so he pulled out of your ass and busted in your face and then tough guy eminem smacked you for being naughty, my point is, how did that feel and how did that related to your feelings on the general unsuccessfull-ness of the "euro" and the current comparison rates between the yen and the gold standard?

 

merry fucking christmas.

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so seeking...

 

i know im right, so please agree...

 

....roller blading is THE gnarleeist extreem sport...

 

you wont change my mind, nope, not in a quadzillion years.

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