En Sabah Nur Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 i only came in here to say that i pity everyone, perhaps including myself for this purpose, who willfully clicked a thread entitled "my farts"... did you really need to know anything about that subject? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 lol i really want to try to eat the fart bubbles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bandaid Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 ok who the fuck cares about peoples gas for real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWITCHAHOUSE Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 mine are invalidating the ozone..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Ive eating nothing but french onion soup for three days you have no idea foolio's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 anyone ever produced smells similar to.... hot trash? mangroves? lime sulfate? a part of me hopes im not alone.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeless Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 I love farting in the car with people in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 ^^ me too I lock the windows and blast the heat.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 the question is "does anyone smell petrol?!" or if in a car... (as you turn on the heat) "do the windows up!! its fucking freezing!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deserfab Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 glad you made this thread. Ive been shitting nothing but brown liquid for the past 2 days. Just brown liquid. And my stomach grumbles loud as hell. and the diarea stinks bad as hell too. food poisoning i think. also, they say that the worse your farts stink the unhealthier you are. The worst farts in the world are dying cancer patients. so go ahead and worry. LAY OFF THE CIGARETTES MA NIGGA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 I FEEL LIKE A M,UTHA FUCKIN WET GREMLIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oiler Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 my farts smell worst when im on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D0WN Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 once upon a time.. i got on an elevator alone at a hotel and I really had this urge to let one out. so after holding it for as long as i could, I finally let it out to stink up the elevator with the funkiest shit. hoping to god that nobody gets on on the floor that I had to get off on so the door opens up and standing there are 3 fine looking Italians girls waiting to get on. So i get off as fast as I could and walk straight to my room and i could hear these girls just start cracking up. I've never felt more embarrassed in my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MellowYellow Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 i got them silent but deadly ones. when someone smells the stench, i blame it on my friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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