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Frate_Raper

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glad you made this thread.

Ive been shitting nothing but brown liquid for the past 2 days. Just brown liquid. And my stomach grumbles loud as hell. and the diarea stinks bad as hell too.

food poisoning i think.

 

 

also, they say that the worse your farts stink the unhealthier you are. The worst farts in the world are dying cancer patients. so go ahead and worry.

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dude every time i expel gas from my asshole it smells like shitol-a

 

 

i;m drunk as hel right now... i hope yuo guys i dont knoe

 

poop is funny but smelly and i whatever have a goos night

 

walker signin g out1aki

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what did god say do princess die when she got to heaven?

 

wipe that merk off your face.

 

I herd diana was on the radio... and the dashboard, and the steering wheel.

 

100%WOFLS.

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:lol: ^ What do a bee and a Mercedes have in common... They both make royal jelly.

 

On another note, my farts are vile right now.

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smell very bad right now

 

yeah raping frates can do that to you.

/nh

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i share a bed with my girl and i fart fuckin loads sometimes she makes me sleep on the floor

 

when i was in a police cell over night i was smellin my farts cos they reminded me of home

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yeh specially when you get one you havent smelt for a long time

 

 

when my grandad dies im gonna miss his farts

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when i was in a police cell over night i was smellin my farts cos they reminded me of home

 

ive been in similar situations. its amazing how the simple things in life

are often the best

 

thanks for sharing that, the oontz just got better

 

/nh

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I still cant figure out what happens to my jizz when i rub one out in the shower... Anyone? Shit turns into some kind of non hardening rubber cement.

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