massgraff Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 no! i, i mean yeah. tpbm is hard like a fif a vodka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 like a 26er tpbm would bone a ghost if they got ahold of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 false asexual fucks tpbm asks people for money at parties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 false. tpbm has blood stains on what remains of their jacket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 False Tpbm can't keep a jacket paint free for longer than a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 false tpbm has fucked in a changing room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 false. tpbm has changed in a fucking room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 true tpbm has smashed on some random chick at a festival in a porta potty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 false. tpbm has had 2 dudes take them on in a sun baked porta john at some dirty hippy event Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 false....done bumps with a dude in a portapotty though tpbm has spent a considerable amount of time debating whether or whether not they could pull off a fedora and not look like a european trance fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 false. tpbm has eaten a retro card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 false tpbm house smells like skunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 true tpbm has a baseball card collection collecting dust in their closet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 nopers Tpbm hosts a cable access show with their best friend, and their broad fronts a band called cruial taunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 ture. tpbm likes yoda minnesota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 don't think so tpbm has made the rookie mistake of approaching a urinal immediately after it flushed, and walked directly into a cloud of toxic smelling piss vapor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 false. tpbm has made the rookie mistake of shitting in a urinal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 sounds difficult to pull off tpbm keeps a pigeon coup on the roof of their building Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 false tpbm has had a bird shit on them while out on a date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 false. tpbm thinks i should get these lava lebrons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 false tpbm fought a dude while on a date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 true tpbm went on a date with another dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 false. tpbm has very little forethought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 very true tpbm could deal with dating an escort who doesn't do "full service" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 false tpbm has never been on a train but tagz them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 false. tpbm finds the term "tagger" ghey as fock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 false but only since you used ghey and fock tpbm tricked one of their friends into drinking piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 haha false tpbm doesn't give a fuck what nerds are saying about salmonella, and throws the devil horns while eating raw cookie dough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 fuck that shit I don't eat cookies Tpbm has smashed on a down syndrome girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 false tpbm thinks ch0 will judge them for saying they like cookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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