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Eatso took one on the finger for a fellow 12 oz. poster last night.

 

You want your dad to buy you a certain kind of dog because your parents are breaking up and you're butthurt.

 

Do you know Chata?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As in, Chata Fuckup?

 

Eatso is officially My Kind Of Nigga, and that's that. Go on, get that swoll head, son. You earned it.

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i think im just gonna start a sweat band wearing street gang called whiskey and testosterone WT WT WT WT WT WT

 

I wanna get down with the get down.

I have more testosterone in my right tit than you jerks have combined.

Really.

I am mad dudical, son.

 

I don't bite fingers but I do kick faces off.

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I'll be back that way sometime.

Maybe sometime soon.

I don't know.

 

I was thinking I was going to leave paradise next week.

But going back to work and the daily grind just isn't looking appealing to me.

 

I'll come around in good time.

Then we can do this shit.

 

Like.

Totally beat up rival gangs and shit.

totally dude.

 

I think we should do the 12oz house in ATX.

For all the cool kids to live.

and the even cooler kids (shai halud) to come stay.

 

Man.

black metal is so radical.

as is beer.

really.

High Life goes hard.

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exactly, im gonna be whiskey raging and shouting "dude bro" all night

 

ok, if you're going to do this, you need to do it right. it's a character roll you're trying to get into here. so you can't just yell "dude bro," laugh, and go back to you're friends to drink whiskey. you need to be in character the whole time. i'd recommend pretending you from boston. if you know how people sound from revere, chelsea, lynn, or malden --perfect. you need to drop your R's and replace them with AH's. instead of FUCKING, try saying "FOKING." watch some boston based movies, and study the accent.

 

you need to say things like:

 

"dudeguy"

"pissah"

"wad da fok ahh jew lookin' at"

"bitch, get away from me, you smell like cum"

"hey guy, yeah you guy, wad da fuck guy!"

"hey, how much you benchin. WHAT!! fuckin' pussy!"

"dude, wha da fok are you drinkin'? WHAT!! you fucking girl drink drunk faggot!"

 

i think you get the point.

 

have fun, post pictures, and responses.

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there has to be testosterone in the name bro.... so lets say im seriously a fucking rock star and if you didnt witness the birth of WT last night you really missed out on some epic being awesome. there was be thrash my ex wifes apartment, drinking whiskey out of a plastic bottle, screaming to give me a handful of pills, dance club 80"s night vampires and WAY WAY WAY WAY more

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