Hayabusa Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 jealous? yes you should totally be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I'm so not cool enough to even have a shred of a clue. *EDIT: Oh I see. It's some kind of karate thing. Still out of the loop though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 i'm not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 31, 2007 Author Share Posted December 31, 2007 its cool i just wanted to totally rub it in her face is all jokes ofcourse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I DONT GET IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I am totally jealous. I had some dudes try to gang bang me last night when I was trying to pass out. It was weak, son. I bit one of them. I have spent all day napping on the couch. And trying not to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Lucky I wasn't there. Your bites would've only fueled the passion of hipster rape. /drunktalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 31, 2007 Author Share Posted December 31, 2007 well that just about ruins my whole attempt to show off thanks you totally stole my thunder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Lucky I wasn't there. Your bites would've only fueled the passion of hipster rape. /drunktalk It didn't have the effect I was hoping. He was pretty into it. I was trying to pass out because I couldn't walk and knew that meant it was time for bed. I could hear these dudes talking about me. And feeling on my booty. "She totally wants it." And did you just call me a hipster? Dude. Ouch. Sorry to steal your thunder Hayabusa. Maybe I can take a photo of my bruised legs to make up for it. They are completely covered in massive bruises. It seems I get injured quite easily when I drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 my chute boxe shirt is better cause it was given to my homie from wand when they trained together. i win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 And did you just call me a hipster? Dude. Ouch. Sorry...Again, drunk talk. If it makes you feel better... Smash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holy roller. Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 .. this fool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I am a nerd. With a hand shaped bruise on my ass. Dude. The things I get myself into are ridiculous. I don't know why I keep doing such things. Outside of the simple fact that I like to drink too much. And am too into making out with dudes. Nothing but trouble. My hands are covered in burns and cuts. And I lost one of my face piercings. I think I will keep it out for good. I don't need that shit mucking up my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 haha you heard one of them say "dude she totally wants it" did he look like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 31, 2007 Author Share Posted December 31, 2007 hahahahah too messed up my shins are destroyed and bruised too my legs are so hairy, but you can make out the giant bruises just fine why do u have slap marks on ur ass? what were u doing srsly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 That's messed up. Glad you are all right. You need to take a boxcutter to some tires, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 No. I think they liked to oontz. They were totally right though, bro. I totally wanted it. I smell like a frat house. And it hurts my body to move. I was laying on the couch and then was like, "Oh hey, what happened to my shirt? And why is there a wiener in my face? What the shit is going on here dudes?" They were trying to get me to smoke meth out of a lightbulb at like 8 in the morning. I wasn't having none of it. So I went and found my ex dude and curled up with him. We laughed about the whole situation this morning. The things I do when I do the things that I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 next time one of them tries to get frisky, grab them by the collar, and tell them how you will get satan to shit in their stomachs or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 31, 2007 Author Share Posted December 31, 2007 u shoulda just let em hit it come on party pooper i cant believe people actually do things like that in real life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 hahahahah too messed up my shins are destroyed and bruised too my legs are so hairy, but you can make out the giant bruises just fine why do u have slap marks on ur ass? what were u doing srsly I was trying to pass out. And some dudes were trying to put their wieners in my mouth. And other places. I guess one of them smacked me on the ass super hard. Who the shit knows? I also have a super massive bruise on my lower back. Ones on my arms. I don't even want to take off my clothes and see just how destroyed I am. I am a train wreck of a person. I called them a bunch of creeps this morning. The whole lot of them. One of the dudes wouldn't look me in the eye. Guilt is a motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I would've went for the armpit. Just as pleasurable without all the waking up of youness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 next time one of them tries to get frisky, grab them by the collar, and tell them how you will get satan to shit in their stomachs or something I probably won't ever see those dudes again. They kept telling my ex that he should hang out with me more and bring me over more. This was when I was talking the talk all night. Before they realized that I am a mildly attractive female and am prone to making horrible decisions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 31, 2007 Author Share Posted December 31, 2007 you need a body gaurd on hand i think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Horrible Decisions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 that's fucked up you should have grabed the dudes' balls that were trying to fuck you and squeezed until something happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I should have. But instead, I opted to make it with the nicer looking one. High Life leads to low standards. I get bent. Hayabusa-I still have this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 31, 2007 Author Share Posted December 31, 2007 christ woman your legs beat mine any day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
505boogie Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 damn you look brutalized. whats the story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Smash. Cancel until bruises heal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 damn you look brutalized. whats the story? Just different nights being drunk. I don't even know what the shit I get into most nights. Some of them are from Christmas Eve when I was drunk and somehow taking a bath left me bruised up. Others are from my bike pedals. Some are from running into furniture when I was drunk. Sex time rowdyness. Things like that. I get hurt A LOT. I am pretty much always bruised up. Because I never give my body a break from the ruckus. My hands are always covered in cuts and burns. My knees are usually scabby. My shins are always covered in bruises. It's just the way things are in my life. I am a mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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