Sleeping Pills Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 eatso has nice mouse control on that paint shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 id give bloodfart some props but im out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 i am so needing another beer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 ewwwww her nipple is a worm it appears to be shitting or throwing up same shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 wait am i going on a date with bf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 That's cool, just saying you would give them to me is enough. Propers, that is. My mom said I will never get anything done if I spend all my time on the computer. Chatting. Or whatever it is that I do. She doesn't know. I'm getting famous. Day by day. She needs to wheel her ass out of here and get off my case. I'm too old for this. Much like Bill Murray in What About Bob?, I need a vacation from my problems. Baby steps. To the beer store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 dude. what about bob is the ill-est. really. i love bill murray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 wait am i going on a date with bf? I didn't think you ate cheese. Bring the kitten on the bus and it's on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 That's cool, just saying you would give them to me is enough. Propers, that is. My mom said I will never get anything done if I spend all my time on the computer. Chatting. Or whatever it is that I do. She doesn't know. I'm getting famous. Day by day. She needs to wheel her ass out of here and get off my case. I'm too old for this. Much like Bill Murray in What About Bob?, I need a vacation from my problems. Baby steps. To the beer store. sounds like you need some dick. in the butt. with pee coming out of it. eventually. good luck on the beer trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 pee coming out of the dick, or the butt? or both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 I didn't think you ate cheese. Bring the kitten on the bus and it's on. it was my assumption that said cheese was of the vegan variety, but when romance is involved, to hell with the lofty ethics of the times! ...oh and he was catnapped. by christians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 and then there where 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 pee coming out of the dick, or the butt? or both? both. because she's metal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 it would be cool if you could spray pee out of your eyes. like pee lasers. /MT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 I just looked up and noticed I am 16 minutes too late. To buy beers. I shook my fist at the sky and cursed my beloved state. Instead of beer, I eat Reese's miniatures and listen to Marvin Gaye. No pee in my butt. Actually, not to get too graphic or too into my personal sex life, but I am pretty sure I have decided to make my butt a one way street. Exit only. Prolapsed rectums are my biggest fear. And I don't want to have my insides come out my back side. Tomorrow will be better. It's all I can hope for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 i'm telling you sun dried tomatoes basil rosemary and some fine vegan cheese on a good crusty bread, with whiskey... oh, my. and cats backpacks full of them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 and no prolapsed rectums of any sort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 it was my assumption that said cheese was of the vegan variety, but when romance is involved, to hell with the lofty ethics of the times! ...oh and he was catnapped. by christians. Vegan cheese tastes crappy. In my opinion. I mean, I guess I could fancy it up with some tomatos or spices. But the texture always gets me. The apartment complex where my Danger is staying has a ton of free-roaming sweet kitties. We could get you a new one from there. Seriously. I picked up this one tonight on my way to see my handsome, and this kitten was begging me to take it home. With it's eyes. And sweet little face that rubbed all over mine. We could get you one of those. Won't your girlfriend get mad? Or are you going to tell her you are just going to hang out with some dude off the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 no she'll just take away my 12oz privileges and refuse to post pictures of her boobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 I am actually laughing out loud. Somebody's gonna get grounded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 yeah it's fucked, i never even see her, fucking professionals whatever, i have the oz, and my bike and beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 26, 2007 Author Share Posted November 26, 2007 alright well i guess as most of you may have heard, moon has a bit of a crush on me. i guess its kind of slipped through the grapevine. i didnt even know till somone said somthing. so i pm'd her and she's being snobby and playing really hard to get. just like she was acting like she was better than everyone else in her thread. and to be honest i cant really be with a girl that has beef with blood fart. that would never work. anyways........suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 alright well i guess as most of you may have heard, moon has a bit of a crush on me. i guess its kind of slipped through the grapevine. i didnt even know till somone said somthing. so i pm'd her and she's being snobby and playing really hard to get. just like she was acting like she was better than everyone else in her thread. and to be honest i cant really be with a girl that has beef with blood fart. that would never work. anyways........suggestions? sock full of golfballs to the dome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 alright well i guess as most of you may have heard, moon has a bit of a crush on me. i guess its kind of slipped through the grapevine. i didnt even know till somone said somthing. so i pm'd her and she's being snobby and playing really hard to get. just like she was acting like she was better than everyone else in her thread. and to be honest i cant really be with a girl that has beef with blood fart. that would never work. anyways........suggestions? imagien thos /ebig eyes looking up at you while slobbin on the knobbin. now you get back in there and hit her with some barry white lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 I don't beef with girls. So I guess she called my bluff with this internet tough guy shit. I only go toe-to-toe with dudes. I got sick knuckle game, son. Man talk. Draw her name for her. That will get you where you want to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 26, 2007 Author Share Posted November 26, 2007 UPDATE yea so i just spit a ton of game and got the aim screen name....:cool: :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
505boogie Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 No pee in my butt. Actually, not to get too graphic or too into my personal sex life, but I am pretty sure I have decided to make my butt a one way street. Exit only. Prolapsed rectums are my biggest fear. And I don't want to have my insides come out my back side. I know I don't know you bloodfart. But I just have to say that many a women have said this and ended up loving the pp in the bunghole. just sayin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 I only let dudes with small wieners stick it in the butt. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 I only let dudes with small wieners stick it in the butt. True story. so what about the pearl necklaces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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