marshall tucker Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 whatever u do DONT pay for any resume advice its all on the net for free just look around also, fake it till u make it my friend[/color] yeah listen to this dude, he posted on 12oz a thousand and something times in the last year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 I am now sipping some 40s, celebrating my new job. All I gotta do is take a piss test. Do you think I should eat cranberry pills like my boy does for probation, or get my mom to piss and put that shit in a condom and smuggle it in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X22 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 id go with option 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.::..::...:: Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 http://www.buffalostate.edu/offices/cdc/resume.html My schools resume helper page I found it very helpful, the staff at the office are amazing at helping to weak the shit out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted April 25, 2007 Author Share Posted April 25, 2007 check it..my piss has to be like 90 somethin degrees.. u think handwarmers would do the trick? or if i microwaved it then just let my body heat keep it up? cus i cant trust this other shit i just need someone elses piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 hey just get a job when yer piss is clean you are the one who was stupid and fucked up so deal with it. if the piss test comes back 1 time as abnormal they well either give you a hair follicle test, which can not be beat no matter what you do or you will not get hired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 http://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/564/01/ Check out this site. They have three more parts on resumes on the side. It follows the MLA style of writting, which is pretty comprehensive. Also in my experience, disregard anything about an objective. They tend to be lame, unnessisary and frankly seem to make you look inexperienced to most employers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted April 25, 2007 Author Share Posted April 25, 2007 hey just get a job when yer piss is clean you are the one who was stupid and fucked up so deal with it. if the piss test comes back 1 time as abnormal they well either give you a hair follicle test, which can not be beat no matter what you do or you will not get hired My piss will basically never be clean, it says that it can take up to 3 months or more to get weed out of your system when you have smoked as much as me. I'm not skinny so it is def sticking to my fat. I didn't really plan on even having to take the test in the first place because none of the places I applied for required it. It just so happens that the place hiring me now is big so they do bullshit like this. I got it on lock though. I got a Saline bottle which I am going to fill with my brothers piss before he goes to school tomorrow. I am then going to drive directly to the place where you don't need an appointment. So hopefully I can get right in there and piss. This bottle is ill because I can just squeeze it and it will mimic the pissing sound. Holler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 No way man. It takes like a month at the most for an overweight woman (slowest metabolism of weight/sex combinations) to piss clean. I'm not skinny either and I used to smoke ALOT, like all day everyday for years, and whenever I needed to clean out my system it would take about three weeks max. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 bump this thread I need a job and need to work on my resume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted April 26, 2007 Author Share Posted April 26, 2007 After 48 hours of intense anxiety, my substitution method came off perfectly. They made me wait an HOUR AND A FUCKING HALF. I guess so I couldn't do that. When I filled the cup there it was exactly 90 degrees. She looked at it funny a few times and was like "Ok well its 90 so I will accept it." Good thing I ran that bitch under real hot water for 3 or 4 minutes before I left. Yayyyyyyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 fake pee ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 i just mailed out 17 resumes to various corporations. Reading this shit you would never think Id hospitalize you for writing on some writing on a wall that i wrote on first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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