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DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz

i wish the shit i talked was true

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im not shaving

 

im wearing flannel ralph lauren pajamas 24-7

 

if you squeezed my hair you could cook up some funnel cakes with the grease

 

im watching wayyyy too much you tube

 

i don't use the phone often anymore

 

i don't leave the house except to re-up on essentials

 

my eyes are like black underneath from not sleeping or seeing sunlight.

 

 

maybe i should get into world of warcraft. haha.

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Re: who is most recluse

 

i'm having some serious motivation issues from this type of shit.

 

i have joined the gym in hopes that exercise will make me feel like i used to a couple years ago because i feel like a completely different person.

 

 

no meth for me just lots and lots of pot, pills, food and sleep. oh and masterbation. and beer.

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Re: who is most recluse

 

i go through bouts of intense seclusion sometimes. right now is one of those times.

 

i think it has something to do with the fact that as soon as i walk out my front door i'm instantly reminded of everything i hate about people in general:

-lack of pride in self and property

-victim mentality, sense of entitlement

-complete lack of respect for, and general obnoxiousness toward others

-perpetuating this mindset through reckless breeding

fuck living in the ghetto.

 

although seclusion does usually bring bouts of intense creativity, as evidenced by the jammin vampire space bunny wall hanging i recently made out of pieces or a broken toilet seat.

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Re: who is most recluse

 

i just wish i had a hobbit home that i could light a fire in the fireplace eat some like beef stew with carrots and potatoes, and drink wine while listening to epic orc vs. wizard battles take place in middle-earth just outside of the window.

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How did you make me the fat guy?

 

I'm the guy who took the picture, I have the best camera.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

dude I would so pwn you

 

|337 |1(f)3!!!!!!!!!!1

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i just got a haircut.

 

im extremely disappointed and now will retreat to my hobbit cave till it grows out.

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i just got a haircut.

 

im extremely disappointed and now will retreat to my hobbit cave till it grows out.

 

Oh kittie....how'd you get it cut?

 

Im thinking about going red. My hair style is already like Kari Byron so I'm totally jocking her. But I have pretty green eyes so I think it will be a good change.

kari_byron_01b.jpg

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i got it cut how it already is, angled towards the front, short in the back... but its not short enough in the back.

 

 

it's totally not scene enough.. so i think im gonna cut the back myself in a little while.

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i did the redhead thing for a long time, but it's too much upkeep and fades really fast.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro
supreme spell of laziness has been cast. +4 hp +7 magic

 

 

I counter with Hotdog itis......-10 motivation +20 shit in your pants.

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