blood fart Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 He's bigger than me. And everytime I have challenged him to fisticuffs, I have gotten my ass handed to me. Each time he has drug me through the house by my neck or hair, he smashed my head into the walls along the way. He fights dirty. Plus, he always puts me in arm-bars. Or some hurtin' shit like a Camel Clutch. I have learned not to mess with him. I got maced by the police a few times as well. That was never fun, either. Once, I was fighting some frat boys, who had jumped my ex dude. I was the one instigating. They didn't want to hit a girl. So they kicked my ex's prosthetic leg off. He was hopping around drunk, trying to fight. He totally got served. I jumped in. Then the cops did. And maced only me. I didn't understand thier reasoning. They at least dropped that assault completely. After much drunk shit-talking to one-legged dude down at central booking. They got some laughs in. And let me slide on the fighting bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 the police maced me and hit on my now x girlfriend hamtramck can suck my balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X22 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 haha dubmbass haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 haha mace. that is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 regular mace doen't seem to work very well on dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeLarryCurly Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 He's bigger than me. And everytime I have challenged him to fisticuffs, I have gotten my ass handed to me. Each time he has drug me through the house by my neck or hair, he smashed my head into the walls along the way. He fights dirty. Plus, he always puts me in arm-bars. Or some hurtin' shit like a Camel Clutch. I have learned not to mess with him. I got maced by the police a few times as well. That was never fun, either. Once, I was fighting some frat boys, who had jumped my ex dude. I was the one instigating. They didn't want to hit a girl. So they kicked my ex's prosthetic leg off. He was hopping around drunk, trying to fight. He totally got served. I jumped in. Then the cops did. And maced only me. I didn't understand thier reasoning. They at least dropped that assault completely. After much drunk shit-talking to one-legged dude down at central booking. They got some laughs in. And let me slide on the fighting bullshit. see....now those are some stories..haha...i bet blood fart could get someone in her mean camel toe clutch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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