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Re: Juanskee

 

ahh, i see....i see.

 

please, excuse me. i don't go into threads that i don't care about.

you guys have the unlucky task of "it's my job".

i really wouldn't want to be a mod. ever.

 

so, more about this thread jacking before onoe (one)

yokomenu2.jpg of you decides to shut this shit down....

 

i found this awesome bunch of cd's entitled "rockabye baby!"

downloaded a radiohead "ok computer" cd, and the tool cd is currently downloading.

getting it for a friends little girl. i'm listening to that shit, too.

 

haha. anyone got any favorite "baby einstein" dvd's?

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i know there's an album trading thread, but i want you guys to hear this radiohead lullabye cd.

currently uploading. i'll edit this and drop it in when it's done.

 

 

and yes, casek is into the babies. kinda want one if it would stop growing at 18 months and just stay that way until i die or the world ends.

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indeed it is.

 

 

MORE YOKO (even though the bitch is partially responsible for breaking up one of the greatest bands on earth)

 

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In the middle of the night I call your name

Oh yoko, oh yoko, my love will turn you on

In the middle of the bath

In the middle of the bath I call your name

Oh yoko, oh yoko, my love will turn you on

My love will turn you on

 

In the middle of a shave

In the middle of a shave I call your name

Oh yoko, oh yoko, my love will turn you on

 

In the middle of a dream

In the middle of a dream I call your name

Oh yoko, oh yoko, my love will turn you on

My love will turn you on

 

In the middle of a cloud

In the middle of a cloud I call your name

Oh yoko, oh yoko, my love will turn you on

Oh yoko, oh yoko, oh yoko, oh yoko

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In the middle of the night I call your name

 

Man, when I saw the first line I thought you'd gone all 'Whitesnake' on us... but, on the real I am gonna switch up some of the lines in a couple blues songs I do so now I'm gonna sing:

'In the middle of the bath, I call your name'!

 

That's just hot, Lennon was a genius... except for that Yoko thing.

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And, hopefully, one day, I will OWN 'You Really Got a Hold on Me' like he did.

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agreed. dude....here's the thing, when a man wants an asian

he'll leave his wife and a great band only to end up shot by some dipshit

in NYC.

 

life sucks and she was damn ugly. she did inspire a ton of great love songs from john.

that still doesn't make her pretty.

 

some more great lyrics from john that ring true today.

 

Were playing those mind games together

Pushing the barriers, planting seeds

Playing the mind guerrilla

Chanting the mantra, peace on earth

We all been playing those mind games forever

Some kinda druid dudes lifting the veil

Doing the mind guerrilla

Some call it magic, the search for the grail

 

Love is the answer and you know that for sure

Love is a flower, you got to let it, you got to let it grow

 

So keep on playing those mind games together

Faith in the future, outta the now

You just cant beat on those mind guerrillas

Absolute elsewhere in the stones of your mind

Yeah were playing those mind games forever

Projecting our images in space and in time

 

Yes is the answer and you know that for sure

Yes is surrender, you got to let it, you got to let it go

 

So keep on playing those mind games together

Doing the ritual dance in the sun

Millions of mind guerrillas

Putting their soul power to the karmic wheel

Keep on playing those mind games forever

Raising the spirit of peace and love

 

Love...

(I want you to make love, not war, I know youve heard it before)

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Hah! I made that 'Whitesnake' comment but, apparently they covered this song... probably when Vai was in the band... still, it illustrates Lennon's command of simple language and infinite prose...

My love don't give me presents.

I know that she's no peasant,

Only ever has to give me love forever and forever,

My love don't give me presents,

Turn me on when I get lonely,

People tell me that she's only

Foolin', I know she isn't.

 

She don't give the boys the eye,

She hates to see me cry,

She is happy just to hear me say

That I will never leave her.

She don't give the boys the eye,

She will never make me jealous,

Gives me all her time as well as lovin',

Don't ask me why.

 

She's a woman who understands.

She's a woman who loves her man.

 

She's a woman, she's a woman.

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wow, this is just some random blubberings of me now.

 

i'll tel a story:

 

 

so, i was up all of last night doing random shit, working, etc.

worked a little this morning.

 

around 9:00a.m., i decide it would be a good idea to maybe take a cat nap

so i'm not too beat to finish off my day.

 

zzzzzzzzzzzzz............ (10:30 a.m.)

 

<phone is ringing>

 

i look at it, is the neigbors, i punch "ignore" and turn back over to get 30 minutes more sleep. next thing i know, my phone rings again. caller i.d. says it's the neighbors. <ignore>

 

(5 minutes go by)

<pounding at my door>

 

OH NOES! IT'S TEH POLIZE!

 

no, it's not. it's my neighbors 22 year old crackhead son.

 

MOTHERFUCKER!

 

i decide to ignore it and try to sleep some more. so, he goes to the other door and rings the doorbell.

 

WTF?

 

a few minutes go by........

 

 

<phone rings>

 

<ignore>

 

<rinnnnnnnng>

 

 

<ignore>

 

 

<riiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnng>

 

<ignore>

 

 

now i'm gritting my teeth and wondering where my pistol is at......yes, i was gonna shoot someone through my door. plans in your head when being awakened are never that bright.

 

couldn't find it in time. can't shoot across the street. no excuse (to cops).

 

fast forward to 11:00 p.m. tonight.

 

i'm just laying down. "ahhh! relaxation" ( i think to myself.)

 

<rinnnnnng>

 

"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!"

 

caller i.d. says neighbors.

 

sonofabitch!

 

<IGNORE!>

 

<riiiiiiinnnnnnnnnng>

 

 

<IGNORE DAMN YOU!>

 

dozing off.........

 

 

<BANG BANG BANG!>

 

it's the door....fuck! i've had enough of this!

 

<grabs pistol, unlocks safety. opens door quickly as i turn on my porch light>

 

<WHAT THE FUCK?>

 

it's the kids uncle. he's crazy/retarded. i can't shoot him and feel good about it.

 

 

"what the fuck?"

 

"_________ wants you to drive him to the store to get some food."

 

"what? fuck! no."

 

"he says he's hungry and needs some food"

 

"what? fuck that. no"

 

<slams door. turn off light>

 

i'm still awake from that shit.

 

never disturb an insomniac.

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exactly smart! he had a wonderful way with

prose'!

 

one of my favorite songs...

 

People say Im crazy doing what Im doing

Well they give me all kinds of warnings to save me from ruin

When I say that Im o.k. well they look at me kind of strange

Surely youre not happy now you no longer play the game

 

People say Im lazy dreaming my life away

Well they give me all kinds of advice designed to enlighten me

When I tell them that Im doing fine watching shadows on the wall

Dont you miss the big time boy youre no longer on the ball

 

Im just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round

I really love to watch them roll

No longer riding on the merry-go-round

I just had to let it go

 

Ah, people asking questions lost in confusion

Well I tell them theres no problem, only solutions

Well they shake their heads and they look at me as if Ive lost my mind

I tell them theres no hurry

Im just sitting here doing time

 

Im just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round

I really love to watch them roll

No longer riding on the merry-go-round

I just had to let it go

I just had to let it go

I just had to let it go

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another favorite:

 

Woman is the nigger of the world

Yes she is...think about it

Woman is the nigger of the world

Think about it...do something about it

 

We make her paint her face and dance

If she won’t be slave, we say that she don’t love us

If she’s real, we say she’s trying to be a man

While putting her down we pretend that she is above us

 

Woman is the nigger of the world...yes she is

If you don’t believe me take a look to the one you’re with

Woman is the slaves of the slaves

Ah yeah...better screem about it

 

We make her bear and raise our children

And then we leave her flat for being a fat old mother then

We tell her home is the only place she would be

Then we complain that she’s too unworldly to be our friend

 

Woman is the nigger of the world...yes she is

If you don’t belive me take a look to the one you’re with

Woman is the slaves of the slaves

Yeah (think about it)

 

We insult her everyday on TV

And wonder why she has no guts or confidence

When she’s young we kill her will to be free

While telling her not to be so smart we put her down for being so dumb

 

Woman is the nigger of the world...yes she is

If you don’t belive me take a look to the one you’re with

Woman is the slaves of the slaves

Yes she is...if you belive me, you better screem about it.

 

We make her paint her face and dance

We make her paint her face and dance

We make her paint her face and dance

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Man, I got stories... my boy has got himself into some shit, eating his girls ritalin and staying up all night until one day she bails on him... he's assed out and heartbroken and I had just moved downstairs from my one bedroom to a 3 bedroom so... not THAT stupid, I tell him to move in upstairs and get that all settled... 2 weeks later homes is a full blown IV crankhead, bangin on the door at all hours... and WORSE, sending strangers to bang on my door... well, after a couple of them left with missing teeth and a taste of gun oil it trailed back to just Homie but... in the end I kicked all those crank heads asses and Homeslice got back on the right path but... goddamn, speedfreaks at MY front door at 4am? Bad move on their part.

 

I am NOT the one. I have such a hard time sleeping voluntarily that, once it's in effect, you better hope you don't wake me. I'm pretty sure I cussed out Beardo once when he was trying to get some shirt or something I was asleep on.. all I remember is kinda waking up and he was all 'huffy' so I shouted a bit and rolled over... never been the same between us since though.

 

What's that they say about sleeping dogs?

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Oh, and on the flip side of the Beardo story... After that, I tried to be SO SWEET when I got woke up the time I stayed at Diggity's that I think he thought I was full blown multi-personality.

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"let them lie"

 

 

yeah,i feel the same way. tomorrow is here.

i think i'ma stroll over to this cats parents house

and explain to the nicely that i am not their crackhead sons

chauffer. i don't even like the kid. he's a crackhead. why should i?

if that fails, i've got my side arm.

 

 

gah! speedfreaks! dude! i have a ton of stories, too. those people

are entertaining on one level, and completely satan cock lovers

eating shit soup with giant satan cock scales. i am both afraid and amused.

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Oh, and on the flip side of the Beardo story... After that, I tried to be SO SWEET when I got woke up the time I stayed at Diggity's that I think he thought I was full blown multi-personality.

 

 

 

haha! you should've bought beardo some phish memorabilia or patchouli deodorant. he probably would've gotten over it quickly.

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So casek in honor of you some random girl got fed some L in her spinchter... well not really in honor but yeah some girl got fed L in her spinchter... and no sadly there are no pictures...

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well if it makes you feel more honored... there was quite a bit to much accidently squeezed onto her spinchter.. when I say a bit to much I really mean more then I would normally eat... and yeah well thats what happens to random drunk chicks when they run into spectr and his friends while they are leaving a trail of destruction.... don't worry next time I will take pictures for you...

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ah, yes. did she happen to see jebus?

that dude is a party animal.

 

and yes, take photos of the sphincter acid test part VIII

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I don't have a clue as to what L is, but do you have any more info on that Whitesnake cover? I know it isn't on the album that Vai is on (Slip of the tongue) but if it was done live I'd like to know if there is a boot of it around as I am a mad crazy Vai fan

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No, I don't think Vai was actually part of it but I don't know at all... I just did a search for "She's a Woman" and whitesnake's name came up in the search results... not actually even sure if it's the same song...

 

On a related note, I have Flexable on vinyl, pristine (like all my LPs)... you could make an offer... Nope, wait, google search lets me know that apparently it's a $75 record. I'll keep it.

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i'm going to wal-mart. i'm going to fill up a buggy with the following:

 

duct tape (2 rolls)

bottled water

nylon rope

some kitchen untensils (knives, one fork, etc)

a small, inexpensive teddy bear

various other dangerous looking items.

then i'm going to park it in the toy aisle and leave

to do my real shopping.

 

i'm an asshole and i'm bored.

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