Gunm Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 No joke.... The other night I had this dream where I was trying to chow down on a tough sandwich but try as I might, i couldn;t get a bite off the damn thing. Waking up, I'm standing in the doorway from my room into the kitchen. "Huh....." I thought to myself, "...looks like I was on my way to the fridge. Shit i'm hungry. Fuck it, i can wait until breakfast. Lens goes back to sleep and the usual dreams of exotic pussy, warfare, deforestation, facism, 12oz, and non-biodegradable Mcdonalds trash follow soon after. Anyway, I wake up in the morning and on my way to shower....uh, wtf?!?!?!? On my cutting board is a clean athletic sock....spread with mayonnaise and a piece of lettuce sitting next to it. There's a half-drinken glass of milk as well. I have no recollection of having attempted to eat the sock but there are clear signs I had tried gnawing on it. The sock has since been retired as a rag. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep Ha ha ha, this is the best. Lens almost ate a sock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep too chewy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep mmm... sock sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep Part of the stitiching where the grey toe portion meets the rest of the sock was clearly torn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep i loled heartily to that lens thats terrific.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep This is no joke, no exaggeration, no lies, no embellishing. I tried to eat a sock in my sleep people.....I don't know how else i can empahsize that I tried to eat a sock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep you're loosing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syre Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep only on 12oz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep oh sir you are the best! Do you sleepwalk often? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep you prolly shouldve microwaved it first... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep this title is so changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep This is no joke, no exaggeration, no lies, no embellishing. I tried to eat a sock in my sleep people.....I don't know how else i can empahsize that I tried to eat a sock Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Lens almost ate a sock. Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer was thinking of eating pancakes and was eating his pillow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep oh sir you are the best! Do you sleepwalk often? yes. there was another time I woke up in the bathroom dumping all my asprin into the pocket of my sweatpants. My ex would always tell me I would talk in my sleep every other night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep i had an ex who would have entire conversations with herself in her sleep...drove me insane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep I wounder what sleep pooping would make you dream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep but why mayonnaise... everyone knows socks go better with mustard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep i sleep walk too. when i have been drinking. it's pretty funny the shit you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep The lettuce and mayo were a nice touch. I wouldn't have bothered with that, I would have eaten it plain... but you are giving me some ideas. A t-shirt on the counter would definitely freak my roommates out. A few years ago, I got home from the bar, and wolfed down a brand new package of pepperoni and drank a half gallon of grapefruit juice. No big deal...but, I hate grapefruit juice, and I don't eat meat. Strangely enough, I felt fine the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep I'm suprised your colon didn't stage a coup against the rest of your body! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep was it a clean sock? i really hope it was a clean sock for your sake. i once cooked cheese fries in my sleep i woke up eating them sitting in my bath tub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep I should also mention I have no recollection of the above, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep So, how much of the sock did you eat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep We need a photo of the ex-sock now rag !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep I wounder what sleep pooping would make you dream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep I can't post flicks i.e. someone decided my digital camera was too much of a burden on my life so they decided to remove it from my car. As for the sock...i didn't get any actual bites off but you can see where the seams were torn from my efforts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep Yeah' date=' Yeah, Yeah, Lens almost ate a sock. Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer was thinking of eating pancakes and was eating his pillow.[/quote'] or when peter is dreaming about eating drumsticks and ends up chewing on lois's head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep I wanna see Brian and Lois get it on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep I wanna see Brian and Lois get it on would that be as fun as an image like this : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: I tried to eat a sock in my sleep thanks....I'm at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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