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10 Dollar Blowjobs

WHO SHOULD PAY

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if some bitch gets you angry and you end up breaking something, who should pay.

 

im like.....BITCH IF YOU DIDNT PISS ME OFF SO MUCH IN THE FIRST PLACE I WOULDNT HAVE BROKEN THAT FUCKING LAMP OVER YOUR HEAD..SO YOU PAY FOR IT

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your parents should pay.

 

Seriously, for fucking birthing you.

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i agree with gliko.

 

Im also lolering at your sad thread.

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Fuck this topic,

 

Anyone ever notice the long you hold

your poops inside the softer and more

of a mess they are?

 

Im upset if I have to wipe more than 3 times.

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Fuck this topic,

 

Anyone ever notice the long you hold

your poops inside the softer and more

of a mess they are?

 

Im upset if I have to wipe more than 3 times.

 

what?

i feel you on the the three wipes though.

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wet wipes fix any mess.

 

thats my word.

 

 

After 6 wipes I have to spit on the toilet paper to help with the dryness

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If I hold a poop in for too long it turns hard as a brick and looks like this:

 

Hand_Grenade.jpg

 

minus the pin.

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some trick approached me with a 3 dollar blowjob last saturday.

Seems that the blowjob market is flooded or something. 3 fucking dollars

Said she was chasing the hard core. I told her that she didnt need to smoke that

and she told me she still needs to fuck.

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the best way to make friends quick here is to insult the moderators :idea:

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Fuck this topic,

 

Anyone ever notice the long you hold

your poops inside the softer and more

of a mess they are?

 

Im upset if I have to wipe more than 3 times.

 

the longer you hold in your poop, the more water is absorbed from the poop.

 

therefore hard nd dry poop.

 

/fact

 

basically what RumPeezy said

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moderators can suck my dick. ive been on this god damn forum since its creation and this is the first time i came back to see the new site

 

who the fuck is gliko, he wasnt a fucking moderator a few years ago

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