Milk Grenades Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 if that's what you want, i can do that...i just need some gloves. would you prefer latex or gloves covered with steel spikes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 surprise me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 i heard sherock gives an amazing rectal exam/reach around, can anyone confirm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 is torque a guy or a girl, can anyone confirm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 i can be anything you want me to be cupcake, you just have to Hold your breath Make a wish Count to three Come with me And you'll be In a world of Pure imagination Take a look And you'll see Into your imagination We'll begin With a spin Traveling in The world of my creation What we'll see Will defy Explanation If you want to view paradise Simply look around and view it Anything you want to, do it Wanta change the world? There's nothing To it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilove2paint4free Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Does putting a ? after anything you type make it a question? or are you just a tool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 does you coming in this cool ass thread fucking it up with all your nonsense make me want e-bitch slap you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 probably not, cause if it did, wouldn't that make you a big fuckin' nerd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 who says im not a fuckin nerd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilove2paint4free Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 sheROCK, will you marry me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 would you rather be a hipster or a dorkster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 sheROCK, will you marry me? no, i'm not into females...why did you think i was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 hahaha! if i pulled my wee wee out right now can you eat a peach for hours? thats right, did i just blow your mind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 if by mind you mean torques penis, is that what you meant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 not to gay up this thread even more, BUT, if it's not gay to jerk off then it shouldn't be gay if you suck your own dick right? cause i mean, it's you....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 well if you use your hand, you could numb it and pretend it's someone elses...if you use your mouth, wouldn't you have to enjoy sucking your own penis and the taste and feel of it in your mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 if sucking your own dick, doesn't make you gay, does it still make you a cocksucker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 isn't that obvious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 i know that, but do you think torque realizes that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 ..what about tranny porn.... is that not straighter than regular porn? cause it's a girl, and a dude with tits right? so it's really a girl doing it with another girl, with a big ol' dick.....ya dig? /notranny lovin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 diva 69 angel love transsexual looking for a date in town - t4m - 27 Reply to: pers-412905413@craigslist.org Date: 2007-09-03, 12:12PM PDT hi there to all the single guys in the area looking to go on a nices date with a 27 young transsexual asian filpina thick and bustie sweet and outgoing also fun to be with if you are real intrested to get to know me more better .please on games bs or dreama seven zero seven four three nine five six four five i will be there on wednesday 5th also thursday 6th i hope to see you and meet thank you for intrest always serving you miss diva angel love bye do you want his pee pee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 lol no wei jose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 what should i eat for dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 do you want bacon, piggy? or how about some donuts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 hahaha, sherock, is it just me or did you all of a sudden become more hilarious and entertaining than usual? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 why did a commercial about police interceptors just come on when i read sherocks post? is she really funnier or just more policewoman/man like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 maybe its a sign? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 who the fuck is perez hilton and why does he havve a show? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 he's a gay guy...perezhilton.com. didn't he rap with some rapper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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