Mauler5150 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 No worries mate, I am that ratted at the moment/shitty with women it isn't funny. Faaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrkkkkkk!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 women are women. no man is "good" with women. it's all about faking it. i read a study recently that said women are more likely to have a one night stand with a "rugged" looking guy (i.e.: chisele faced, etc) and more likely to marry a more feminine looking man. stupid blurtches can't make their minds up. that's why i'm working out and taking estrogen so i can grow tits. my plan is this: even if i don't geta hot chick, i'll still have tits to play with. i 'm joking, but the study is real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Hahaaha. You never stop me laughing. This woman is oblivious to my inherent genius ability to use NLP techniques. Somehow she is onto me!!!! I have no idea what category I fit into, but my ability to talk sure gets me in the shit sometime. AAAAaaaarrrrrrgh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 haha. she read neil strauss' book, then? most likely. fucker spilled the beans on alot of good social engineering techniques. 8 Reasons Why Idiot Masses Love Lists 1. Instant Knowledge 2. Requires Little to No Individual Thought 3. Lists Have Authority 4. Easy to Memorize and Casually Mention in Conversation 5. Lists are Skimmable 6. Mobs Like Uniformity 7. Lists Have an Ending 8. People Like Counting haha. that was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 You know I am hearing you on 'The Game' but yeah, he spilled too much. Funny thing is, my best 'wing' at the moment, lives and dies by everythign in that book. Like serious, he talks in the lingo while breaking into 'sets' by using 'routines' (palm reading, best friends test, etc) it is almost comical. Man, if only I was in the States right now. Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 You know I am hearing you on 'The Game' but yeah, he spilled too much. Funny thing is, my best 'wing' at the moment, lives and dies by everythign in that book. Like serious, he talks in the lingo while breaking into 'sets' by using 'routines' (palm reading, best friends test, etc) it is almost comical. Man, if only I was in the States right now. Hahaha i'll tell you one piece of advice rings true from that book "women love to be impressed by things they cannot do". so true. magic tricks are the shit. i didn't and i don't live by that book, but i learned alot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 You are on point there mate. I'd give props but you know the story. But women hate to be reminded they are not intellectual equals, that shit isn't in the book. I don't know any magic tricks sadly, but I sure as hell can read palms (so the womenz notice my nice manicured guitar playing fingers, ahaha). Me: "Your life line is short, you are going to die young" Her: "Really, why is that?" Me: "Because this line jutting off, it means you will go through financial ruin, then suffer heart and weight problems in your 40s" Her: "Damn, I better have sex while I still can!!!" Me: (sniggers to himself in the dark recess of his mind) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 You are on point there mate. I'd give props but you know the story. But women hate to be reminded they are not intellectual equals, that shit isn't in the book. I don't know any magic tricks sadly, but I sure as hell can read palms (so the womenz notice my nice manicured guitar playing fingers, ahaha). Me: "Your life line is short, you are going to die young" Her: "Really, why is that?" Me: "Because this line jutting off, it means you will go through financial ruin, then suffer heart and weight problems in your 40s" Her: "Damn, I better have sex while I still can!!!" Me: (sniggers to himself in the dark recess of his mind) haha :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 sneakandcreep: i have a military question. why, in the military, do they push you every day but working out at home, you're supposed to only lift every other day or three-four times a week? i've been lifting every other day thinking it won't hurt me based on the logic that in the military you are pressed every day for 6 weeks. Well in the Army the teach F.I.T.T, which is Frequency, Intensity, Type and Time. Muscle Failure exercises are done at least twice a week and cardio is done the other times. But yeah you are doing the right thing every other day is good in order help your muscles repair themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 btw: lots of instructional vids or performing magic on demonoid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 can someone give me the link for Gaim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Well in the Army the teach F.I.T.T, which is Frequency, Intensity, Type and Time. Muscle Failure exercises are done at least twice a week and cardio is done the other times. But yeah you are doing the right thing every other day is good in order help your muscles repair themselves. ahh, so it's more along the lines of stamina vs. bulk. i see. thanks sneakandcreep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 can someone give me the link for Gaim? http://gaim.sourceforge.net/downloads.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 can someone give me the link for Gaim? well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 ahh, so it's more along the lines of stamina vs. bulk. i see. thanks sneakandcreep Yeah basically....in the Army they want you to be able to lift for longer.....not lift heavy things for a couple of seconds. Plus they don't make uniforms for Glik0-esque type people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 ahh, so it's more along the lines of stamina vs. bulk. i see. thanks sneakandcreep It is strange you appear offline;) But yeah, it is always going to be stamina over bulk, as bulk slows you down. Not to mention makes your dick appear smaller. (Even Arnie admits it):lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 well?Impatient fucker:lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 turtz: scan upwards. i provided a link to your "GAIM". get the plugins for it for crypting yo shit. nerdy south. fuh trill. too bad more people don't come in here. we have better discussions and "rap" about far more interesting shit that the shoot the shit thread ever thought about. bulk doesn't make your dick smaller. steroids do. but bulking too much would, i saw a chick with a penix type clit on a joe weider video. researching to make sure i do reps right. side note: all the dudes look like 80's pr0n stars. everyone wears spandex, too. i had that stereotype about weighlifting awhile back. what happened to hip hop weightlifting? flip flops and socks, sweatpants. keep it real. another thing. i'm blizzied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 this is thizzin' i want one of these. no joke. i'm thinking lakefront property is in the future. http://www.microcompacthome.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I am going to get my knuckles tattooed Its going to say 1337 L1(f)3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 mauler: i'm invisible. check your settings in control panel. booyah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I am going to get my knuckles tattooed Its going to say 1337 L1(f)3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 So i cant get that neosips program to work for me, at home. I mean the program works, it's all extracted, but I'm retarded and don't know what to do with it in order to burn photoshop. help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 So i cant get that neosips program to work for me, at home. I mean the program works, it's all extracted, but I'm retarded and don't know what to do with it in order to burn photoshop. help? Neosips??? Photoshop should be in a .iso file all you have to do is click on it and Nero should open it up and burn it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 dude its some retarded program you sent me called neosips. I thought maybe I was crazy, but it's totally not for burning stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I sent you! You downloaded it...the torrent link I gave you was to Nero burning rom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 hahaha. :( sorry im torrent retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Well anyways...when you extracted it...was there a install file...if so install it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 nope. I'll check it out once I get home. It's some weirdo program; I don't even think it's nero. It says some shit about an online phone service. haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 ORLY??? um...throw it away. Anyone got a good link for Nero? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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