Rude&InTheNude Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 I want to pimp the dudes. Lesson #1: Assertive and persistant. Don't be afraid to show attraction. Spark that chemistry, son. Lesson #2: Follow lesson #1, or else you'll fall in the indefinite "friend zone" unless you're uber-hot, (but you're probably not). So follow lesson #1! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Originally posted by ego maniac@Feb 22 2006, 12:11 AM I like when people talk an no one pays attention.... the look on their faces..... priceless.. Quoted post thats called being AJ'd (authority jam) this is awesome in public when you see someone wave to somebody else who completely misses it then the wavee looks sheepish as fuck and hopes nobody saw them get AJ'd, but when they see you laughing..... they know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Originally posted by JohnnyHorton+Feb 21 2006, 08:41 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (JohnnyHorton - Feb 21 2006, 08:41 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ego maniac@Feb 22 2006, 12:11 AM I like when people talk an no one pays attention.... the look on their faces..... priceless.. Quoted post thats called being AJ'd (authority jam) this is awesome in public when you see someone wave to somebody else who completely misses it then the wavee looks sheepish as fuck and hopes nobody saw them get AJ'd, but when they see you laughing..... they know Quoted post [/b] this is true.... I thought I was the only one that noticed shit like this.... ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 I'm pretty sure anybody who's been through highschool has noticed the AJ in action Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 my life is only a series of AJs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 or when you stick your hand out to say whats up and the person doesnt notice you, but somebody does... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Hesh, you get laid yet? Seriously...I think once you get to the Bay Area you shouldn't have any problems. Then again, I don't know what you look like, so there's that to consider. Just hang out with Lens, you can be his wingman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 an.... when you think someone sees you from a distance... but really... its the fool behind you... Iv only seen that happen to other pathetic lames..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 yeah, if he wants mad hmong gyner ---uber ego lingo--- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Originally posted by Sparoism@Feb 21 2006, 09:02 PM Hesh, you get laid yet? Seriously...I think once you get to the Bay Area you shouldn't have any problems. Then again, I don't know what you look like, so there's that to consider. Just hang out with Lens, you can be his wingman. Quoted post LENS will take you to the land of Hmong.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 or they call out something and the person doesnt know whats up but they still respond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 hahahaah soo true porkchop. oh wait, hesh doesnt hate on hmongs. damn i just tried to say that word outloud again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 i did too. hmongina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Originally posted by Sparoism@Feb 21 2006, 06:02 PM Seriously...I think once you get to the Bay Area you shouldn't have any problems. Quoted post haha, maybe its the ocean air or something in the water, but i would consider this a true statement. i heart bay area girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 quite usin my lingo cunts.... imma start makein yer asses pay me a doller everytime... man, Im copyrightin that shit... riiigghhhht nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Originally posted by effyoo+Feb 21 2006, 09:08 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (effyoo - Feb 21 2006, 09:08 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Sparoism@Feb 21 2006, 06:02 PM Seriously...I think once you get to the Bay Area you shouldn't have any problems. Quoted post haha, maybe its the ocean air or something in the water, but i would consider this a true statement. i heart bay area girls Quoted post [/b] nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 I don't think dude's sweating where the girls are from if he's making threads like this. (I'm not trying to hate, Hesh....you'll G-up soon.) Oh, yeah....what's crackin', porkchop? Have you moved yet? (Yeah, you know me....I live a few blocks away from your old spot, and we used to be coworkers. That should ring a bell.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 "MERO DROP YOU OFF WHEN HE SEE HIS P.O.!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Originally posted by Devilush@Feb 21 2006, 06:19 PM ^^liar! Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Im sure He'll have no problem either..... the area is filled with hipster Fag Haircut havin gals that ride fixed gears an love to hump writers..... I reckin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeRVe54 Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 did i miss a dancing competition boyzss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 dAnCe N' gRaFf 2006!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Stay away from those girls, Hesh....they talk too much...to each other, and in general. I'm telling you, they're bad news. I will agree that they're easy, however. Easy, but high fucking maintenance. You'll end up knowing all the wrong folks, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Moms New Boyfriend Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Originally posted by Sparoism@Feb 21 2006, 05:19 PM dAnCe N' gRaFf 2006!!!! Quoted post ZING!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 "hipsters on skateboards... an fixed bikes" LUSH "wear stained jeans, a pack back an'a hoodie.... theyll come'a runnin..." DEOR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 am i the only one that is sick of the whole hipster look? those giant glasses only have me convinced you're trying to hide your lazy eye. just give me a nice looking girl with a pretty face, nice waist, and some hips i can hold on to and i'm a happy camper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 oh man..... I wear big sunglasses!!!!!!!!!!! ughhhh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeRVe54 Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 thanks asshole, you ruined the big glasses look. ill be looking for crooked eyes everytime i see a fly bitch in winndshields Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 jus giv me a dude that doesnt wear eyeliner... or a tie.... an isnt super too cool hip hop numer uno... that isnt obese... doesnt have a receding hairline... nice lookin... fully sleeved... clean shoes... that DOESNT ride a fixed.... isnt a crackhed.... an Im good to go// Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 if you look good in them i'll forgive you "stop badgering the woman, can't you see she is sexy!?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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