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It's offical...EVERYBODY IN ARCATA IS A BIG, FAT STONER. Including the cops, apparently.

 

Do you think that the police department has weekly encounter groups down at the community yurt? "Getting In Touch With Your Inner Donut", or something to that effect.

 

"Did someone say donut? Dude, I totally got five on it, brah! That weed we took from those kids gave me the dank munchies, man!"

 

Cheech and Chong could probably get on the force, if they were so inclined. They'd never have to worry where their next joint was coming from...easy pickin's. And the hot tub at the station is sweet, too.

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11:35 a.m. A maid found a marijuana-strewn motel room, and the former lodger was tracked down at another commercial lodging facility in the midst of an alleged hash-making operation. Arrested.

haha i know that fucking person....

i was right around the corner eating breakfest when it happend..

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12:46 p.m. A high school student ran up and threw the automatic shutoff switch at a Northtown gas station, killing the pumps as customers gassed up. Employees undertook the time-consuming process of resetting everything, which takes 40 minutes or so, while customers waited to resume fueling. The dean of students was to take action with regard to the student.

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4:18 p.m. Fourteen galllons of gas were siphoned from a government car at a Weott Way health care facility.

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12:46 p.m. A high school student ran up and threw the automatic shutoff switch at a Northtown gas station, killing the pumps as customers gassed up. Employees undertook the time-consuming process of resetting everything, which takes 40 minutes or so, while customers waited to resume fueling. The dean of students was to take action with regard to the student.

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4:18 p.m. Fourteen galllons of gas were siphoned from a government car at a Weott Way health care facility.

 

i have always wanted to do that at random truck stops across the country...

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