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get a post tube (like ones that posters come in)address it to someone random( make it up) and then create a fake art company as the return address and then if a cop stops up just say you went to a mates house after picking it up from the postage depo and your returning home...all it cost you is a couple of stamps.....(most posters tubes can hold maybe four 400ml cans)

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look, if a cop stops you...just tell him about the satillites.

 

Cop: What are you doing?

You: Hi.

Cop: Hi, what are you doing?

You: Hi.

Cop: God fucking damnit! Answer my fucking question you punk before i beat the shit out of your little face.

You: THE SATILLITES MAH NIGGAH! THERE INNNNNNNNNNN (drag out "Ennnn" sound for at least 7 seconds) MAH HEAD! (shit pants)

Cop: Motherfucker! (whips out nightstick)

You: Eat paint fat boy! (reach into pants, whip out a glob of shit)

Cop: Oh my GOD!

You: Yeah, yeah you like this don't you? Huh, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh, huh, huh? Huh? Huh, huh? Do yah? Huh, do yah? Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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