Grant_Wood Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot. feel free to add some more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant_Wood Posted March 9, 2003 Author Share Posted March 9, 2003 aight http://www.veryfunnypics.com/gender/images/birthcontrol.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tyler Durden Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president or maybe just have super dildo parties with my lady friends... that needed to be saved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 but does that mean you still have a penis? assumng you woke up with a vagingah one day. i think i'd be pretty gay if i wanted to get fucked with my new vagina and still have my penis hanging around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant_Wood Posted March 9, 2003 Author Share Posted March 9, 2003 what if you were a french fry http://www.veryfunnypics.com/food/imagepages/image12.htm'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president after first figuring out that i had a pussy, id finger myself until i got hot and wet. and repeat all day long. then id go outside and get fucked... alot. hahahahaahahah wish more girls followed these beliefs of mine... Yet another gem of intense maturity dropped by tease... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 ^ true mammero, but as the question was stupid should we not have expected a stupid answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 Originally posted by Grant_Wood i find this hilarious for some reason ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 ^^ i did as well :lol: if i had a vagina, id run around naked showing everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vlad Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 "homosexual undertones" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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