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Grant_Wood

Top ten things a man would do if he woke up with a vagina one day...

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10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

 

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

 

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

 

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

 

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

 

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing

time.

 

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more

without sleeping first.

 

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it

recorded on video.

 

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

 

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

 

 

feel free to add some more

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Originally posted by mr_president

or maybe just have super dildo parties with my lady friends...

 

 

 

 

 

that needed to be saved.

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but does that mean you still have a penis?

assumng you woke up with a vagingah one day.

i think i'd be pretty gay if i wanted to get fucked with my new vagina and still have my penis hanging around.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro
Originally posted by mr_president

after first figuring out that i had a pussy, id finger myself until i got hot and wet. and repeat all day long.

 

then id go outside and get fucked... alot. hahahahaahahah

 

wish more girls followed these beliefs of mine...

 

 

Yet another gem of intense maturity dropped by tease...

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Guest sneak

^ true mammero, but as the question was stupid should we not have expected a stupid answer?

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Originally posted by Grant_Wood

aawassup.jpg

 

i find this hilarious for some reason ???

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Guest krie

^^ i did as well :lol:

 

if i had a vagina, id run around naked showing everyone

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