Dirty_habiT Posted December 27, 2002 Author Share Posted December 27, 2002 Mylo: i saw that shit on tv Mylo: the truth is that the first clone was made when jesus was born Dirty: yes. Dirty: Jesus was a clone. Mylo: at least the first clone on earth anyways Dirty: and he hates you. Mylo: actually he was an alien/human clone Mylo: how do you think mary got pregnant?? Mylo: she was picked up by aliens Mylo: that explains the weird dreams Dirty: hahaha, you're a dork. Mylo: then they created this hybrid alien/human Dirty: yeah? Mylo: why do you think jesus had all kinds of powers?? Mylo: he was part alien man!!!! Dirty: ah fawk. Dirty: really? Mylo: and he was in kahoots with the mothership the whole time Mylo: its all in black & white ink man!!! Mylo: in the bible man!!! its all right there Mylo: whats really boggling is that we ARE the aliens Mylo: or... they ARE us - in the future Mylo: so why would we want to go back into time to create a hybrid of our past and our future??????? Mylo: its almost like we're imbreeding time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 ^^^^I'm lost on that one I am just amused by the fact that a crazy alien cult produced the "first" clone. I saw ther pres conference thing on tv and the woman they had speaking looked like a fucking alien so she might be right that we were the creation of aliens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 well, i read the articles.. the baby IS a twin of the mother.. weird.. can you imagine raising yourself? that sounds selfish.. they said the ultimate objective was to also transfer the brain, thus resulting in a kind of eternal life through the use of disposable bodies.. funny, its plausible in today's world.. so, women can now cut out the man entirely!! hahahaha we're borm at thirty, we clone ourtself and carry the baby to term we have the baby and raise it when its thirty it gets oyur brain and your old body dies then you clone yourself again and it starts all over. then we can live in an all-female world.. that would fuckin suck ass actually.. ahahhaaaa fuggit all the debating that'll some out of this one, and what difference will it make in the end? all it takes is a group of focused, determined nutcases with enough training, education , and money.. and anything can happen. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 27, 2002 Author Share Posted December 27, 2002 That would lead to the ultimate wisdom, but what would happen when there's like a roach crawling on the floor or something? Huh, riddle me that batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 ^^huh? i kill roaches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 EVE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 you guys need to chill out for like 9 days when the DNA results comeback. if you ask me this shit has too much media coverage to be the real thing. think about it, if you had the 'first' clone, would you tell everyone about it. all the crazy chrithians and anti-clone people are gonna come after you to try to kill the baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 ^^^ that makes sense. CNN was suggesting that this was a hoax. They went so far as to put up a poll here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Originally posted by !@#$% cloning is incredibly useful for transplants.. if you lost your eye, you could have one made or grab it off your clone..no antibody rejection/interference Not really, this is what stem cell research is about. Making a life so we can cut it up for parts is unlikely. or of course, the eventual push for the 'advancement of the race' by singling out favorable copies (or MORE favorable copies) of certain genes to select for greater brain power, muscle mass, sensory aptitude, etc.. Though Gattaca was a good movie...this is doubtful to happen because it would require broad acceptance to be viewed as ethically responcible by the medical/scientific community. Though some ndividual scientists may be able to make acceivements towards this end, it would require vast community support to truly become useful or significant (look at the ammount of energy that went into the human genome mapping project). A few scientists in a mountain lair will not be able to make super men despite what Michael Crichton has to say about it.... ...just my thaughts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ZoSe Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 Originally posted by El Mamerro Cloning isn't actually a super advanced technique. Anyone with a spare closet for space, about $80,000 worth of equipment, and expert knowledge at hand can clone a human being right in their own homes. This is the first ANNOUNCED cloning, but I'm definitely sure it's not the first first. Beer, El Mamerro that reminded me of something. Didnt some 15 year old kid clone a frog in his closet or some shit for a science fair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 28, 2002 Author Share Posted December 28, 2002 FIRST!!! Oooh Smart, don't ban me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 I dont beleive in cloneing. It really doesnt do any harm but its just not somthing we need to start fucking with. It doesnt do anyone any good. I think these people watch wayyyyyy too much star trek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest post. Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 my dad told me that making a clone is like dubbing a video tape.. its never quite the same, and the more you do it, the worse it gets. its true.. human cells can only duplicate themselves so many times... meaning that the original cell can split once, then each of those cells can split once themselves, and so on... but after a proven amount of generations, the cells just quit reproducing... which is one of the reasons we die. anyway, they believe that those copied cells quit duplicating because of internal complications (ie the shitty dubbed video) and when you clone something, think of it as not starting life from conception of the clone, but from the conception of the person who was being cloned. so its like a double lifetime for the baby... sort of like a baby starting their life as a 50 year old person. It's exactly like the cells "know their own age." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest post. Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 I guess conception is the wrong word to use when talking about cloning, but hopefully you'll catch my drift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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