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OK this is were all the jokes go

 

i only got one joke and it's really long so i will post it later

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why did the koala fall out of the tree?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cos it was dead.

why did the second koala fall out of the tree?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cos it was nailed to the first koala.

why did the kid fall off his bike?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cos the koalas hit him

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i prefer the offensive jokes thread.

 

 

Is Mapo in here?:huh?:

 

 

Why do they have tree's in Harlem?

Public Transportation

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why is kristy so ugly?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cos she used to be a man

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There was this lorry driver and this normal car stopped at the traffic lights on a icey morning. The women got out of the normal car and said to the lorry driver, "Hi, My names Jennifer and your losing some of your load" then she goes and sits back in the car.

 

At the next set of traffic lights she gets out the car and says to the lorry driver,"Hi, My names Jennifer and your losing some of your load" then she gets back into her car.

 

At the next set of traffic lights. The lorry driver got out of his lorry and went to the women and said,"Hi my names David and i drive a gritter.

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gritters are them things what send that stuff onto the roads what stop them from getting icey, and whats wrong with a lorry

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i still don't know what the fuck is a lorry.

*thanks abc

 

Los Angeles doesn't need no stinkin' gritters.

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i also with the references to losing a load i thought it would have some sort of sexual inuendo as the punchline

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

what i don't get is why jennifer was so compelled to tell the truck driver her name twice

 

i think it's a blonde joke but he forgot to mention she's blonde

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Because she diden't know that it was a gritter so she thought he was losing his load so she just kept saying it

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