Scorn Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 OK this is were all the jokes go i only got one joke and it's really long so i will post it later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 THREAD thread http://wonkslwothgin.com/firsties01.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 why did the koala fall out of the tree? cos it was dead. why did the second koala fall out of the tree? cos it was nailed to the first koala. why did the kid fall off his bike? cos the koalas hit him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorn Posted November 7, 2002 Author Share Posted November 7, 2002 LOL thats funny this is a long joke so i'll do it after i post this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 i prefer the offensive jokes thread. Is Mapo in here?:huh?: Why do they have tree's in Harlem? Public Transportation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthrea...&highlight=joke http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthrea...&highlight=joke http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthrea...&highlight=joke http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthrea...&highlight=joke http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthrea...&highlight=joke http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthrea...&highlight=joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 why is kristy so ugly? cos she used to be a man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorn Posted November 7, 2002 Author Share Posted November 7, 2002 There was this lorry driver and this normal car stopped at the traffic lights on a icey morning. The women got out of the normal car and said to the lorry driver, "Hi, My names Jennifer and your losing some of your load" then she goes and sits back in the car. At the next set of traffic lights she gets out the car and says to the lorry driver,"Hi, My names Jennifer and your losing some of your load" then she gets back into her car. At the next set of traffic lights. The lorry driver got out of his lorry and went to the women and said,"Hi my names David and i drive a gritter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 what the hell is a lorry and a gritter? damn foreigners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 ok... what?..... gritter... lorry....ummmm.....Jennifer....car...lights....WHAT ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorn Posted November 7, 2002 Author Share Posted November 7, 2002 gritters are them things what send that stuff onto the roads what stop them from getting icey, and whats wrong with a lorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorn Posted November 7, 2002 Author Share Posted November 7, 2002 Some people are so dumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol what the hell is a lorry? lorry=truck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 i still don't know what the fuck is a lorry. *thanks abc Los Angeles doesn't need no stinkin' gritters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 what i don't get is why jennifer was so compelled to tell the truck driver her name twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 i also with the references to losing a load i thought it would have some sort of sexual inuendo as the punchline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. ABC what i don't get is why jennifer was so compelled to tell the truck driver her name twice i think it's a blonde joke but he forgot to mention she's blonde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorn Posted November 7, 2002 Author Share Posted November 7, 2002 Because she diden't know that it was a gritter so she thought he was losing his load so she just kept saying it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorn Posted November 7, 2002 Author Share Posted November 7, 2002 And she aint blonde i don't think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 I knew what all those things were, but what the hell is the point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 THISJOKESUCKS.GIF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorn Posted November 7, 2002 Author Share Posted November 7, 2002 lol well i tried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted November 8, 2002 Share Posted November 8, 2002 http://www.math.ttu.edu/~ptinney/noahbonc.1.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeDot Posted November 8, 2002 Share Posted November 8, 2002 Originally posted by El Mamerro http://www.math.ttu.edu/~ptinney/noahbonc.1.gif'> dude.. babies are the funniest shit... haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEAsusONEnep Posted November 8, 2002 Share Posted November 8, 2002 Why do girls love Jesus? Because hes hung like this (stretch your arms out like you're crucified). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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