Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 aboard the mothership, two commanders share alien alcohol and get drunk, one perceedes to brag about how his snawser can pick up beer cans. the other says.."ohh that small snawser? i kno.........." the first commander frowns and thoughts race through his head "does he know" as hel slumped in the chair...(potatoe chip binge break)..."meet me in the other room he replies....later that night after intense nogations of operator women, he thinks. should he reveal the first commanders secret" it is an intense question, so he sits on the brig and looks out the window at earth, which is bornw and blue becuase of sumthing, the "fire switch" is in his hand, shoukld he press the button and unleash the missle against the earth, killing millions of starving bapsitmal camels?? he sighs, and makes his desicion........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 then he sees the operator woman in the food part of the ship having a drink. he says: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 so they engage in a lap meld, but then accidently it comes out of control and tehy land on the FIRE SWITCH....the missle fires, and the commander is horrified, he had decided to not shoot the missle, but he says fuck it and gets back to the operator.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 A flying chunk of earth full of anerobic bacteria nails the space ship, and fucks up the melding. It bursts the hull of the ship, and the operator woman jumps up and stiff arms the commander while engaging her ion charged propulsion pack. She makes the dash for the last personal oxygen generator aperatus. Only seconds remain before commander's oxygen cache that was fed from the ships ambient oxygen supply runs out. The other commander had already been turned into anti atomic matter when the vacuum of space rapidly expanded the configuration of his biological matter, reacting with the cells caused ultimate dehydration(he was eating a peanut butter and space alovera jelly sammich with his air tight sealed helmet off). So the commander, still in the ship, still alive, fumbles in the weapon depo for a hopefully unused deoxygenated modular space vacuum capable teflon piercing tranquilizer dart..... and his black karate belt....... loading the module in his electron accelerated auto aiming blow gun, he looks up to see the operator woman flying across space to reach the other side of the breached ship..... where the self powered escape vehicle is..... and she's got his wallet........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 Yeah, I may have been as bored as Moe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodak Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT A flying chunk of earth full of anerobic bacteria nails the space ship, and fucks up the melding. It bursts the hull of the ship, and the operator woman jumps up and stiff arms the commander while engaging her ion charged propulsion pack. She makes the dash for the last personal oxygen generator aperatus. Only seconds remain before commander's oxygen cache that was fed from the ships ambient oxygen supply runs out. The other commander had already been turned into anti atomic matter when the vacuum of space rapidly expanded the configuration of his biological matter, reacting with the cells caused ultimate dehydration(he was eating a peanut butter and space alovera jelly sammich with his air tight sealed helmet off). So the commander, still in the ship, still alive, fumbles in the weapon depo for a hopefully unused deoxygenated modular space vacuum capable teflon piercing tranquilizer dart..... and his black karate belt....... loading the module in his electron accelerated auto aiming blow gun, he looks up to see the operator woman flying across space to reach the other side of the breached ship..... where the self powered escape vehicle is..... and she's got his wallet........ and she takes a dump... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT Yeah, I may have been as bored as Moe. yes, but were you as stoned as moe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Hahaha, I'm not even going to say "I wish." I don't participate in those extracurricular activities anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 ^^Good example of someone who contributes nothing.^^ I know this is what you want to hear, but you're a loser, nobody listens to you. Did you ever consider the fact that you're wasting your time posting about nothing? Go ahead and say something stupid...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Did you hear that, amidst bad grammar and incorrect spellings, I ended up being "perfect." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Dance hard or die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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