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Guest THEdude

yeah so I got nothing to do either

 

I just came in from trying to fix my car, well my dad was doing all the work I just tried to help on whatever I coud do

 

Damn I really don't like fixing cars

 

so what are you guys doing?? since you're stuck at home too

 

also no one seems to be posting anything, its kinda dead, you know why?? cause it's saturday night and everyone's out there having fun!!!!

 

 

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

 

 

:( :( :( :( :D

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first loser...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

loser.

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Guest krie

i also had nothing to do last nite, though bout 930pm a party sprung up down the road so went there, was rather boring eh.

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Guest THEdude

thing is I aint got a car so I'm stuck at home so the internet seems to be the only alternative

 

you guys have any cool links....not porn, already took care of that this morning

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i am at work looking at porn sities calling people in other states and posting here.but i will be leaving shortly.

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yo krie, a lot is two words...

 

as in there are a lot of bad spellers on this board.

 

dude, i feel your pain, i don't have a ride either.

 

life sucks die.

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

wait...i have a car! but i dont want to get lost in seattle....maybe ill go play mario at barnes and noble down the block till they kick me out

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anybody know how to open a bottle of corona light?

i cant find a bottle opener, or even a lighter to save my pathetic life.

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Guest uncle-boy

fly to the 808 stae right now

and come to el barto's 21st b-day party!!!

 

the DPC will be in full effect!!!!:king:

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

damn, i want to go...

my brothers going to oahu on the 3rd.

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Guest THEdude
Originally posted by SkyDancer666

my wasted summer thread sums up my mindset right now

 

damn dude I read that......

 

sucks man, whatever you do don't try to get back with her

 

see what I say sounds dumb as hell but I did that.......................

still doing that, see I also fell for this chick, I still want her yet I don't

 

it's weird

 

I often ask myself what the fuck I am doing, then I answer my self, you got no one else fag....haha man what a loser

 

I kinda felt like you for a while, this year has been crap for me..........

 

now I'm just like fuck it, whatever happens happens.....:(

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Guest uncle-boy
Originally posted by big bruno

anybody know how to open a bottle of corona light?

i cant find a bottle opener, or even a lighter to save my pathetic life.

 

an open beer bottle

 

seat belt

 

edge of a table

 

GET TO WORK!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by THEdude

 

damn dude I read that......

 

sucks man, whatever you do don't try to get back with her

 

see what I say sounds dumb as hell but I did that.......................

still doing that, see I also fell for this chick, I still want her yet I don't

 

it's weird

 

I often ask myself what the fuck I am doing, then I answer my self, you got no one else fag....haha man what a loser

 

I kinda felt like you for a while, this year has been crap for me..........

 

now I'm just like fuck it, whatever happens happens.....:(

 

 

don't worry man, i am not gonna try and get back with her. i wanna smack her. as do many of my female friends. i actually bet that one of them will kick her ass at school. heh.

 

i just realized i have a thread that she tied on my wrist... what the fuck? why'd she do this to me? god damn.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro
Originally posted by big bruno

anybody know how to open a bottle of corona light?

i cant find a bottle opener, or even a lighter to save my pathetic life.

 

You familiar with the workings of simple levers? Apply the same principles to your molars. Bottom teeth exert force upwards from the bottom on the closest edge of the cap, top teeth exert force downwards from the top of the farthest edge of the cap. The far edge of the bottle opening is your fulcrum. Good luck, it's easier than you think. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Guest ToYs

just got off work

 

 

toys/workingclassloseroner*

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

 

You familiar with the workings of simple levers? Apply the same principles to your molars. Bottom teeth exert force upwards from the bottom on the closest edge of the cap, top teeth exert force downwards from the top of the farthest edge of the cap. The far edge of the bottle opening is your fulcrum. Good luck, it's easier than you think. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

 

haha fuck all that dude. i actually found a fork in this barren wasteland of a warehouse. but please believe that the simple levers did come into play.

beers and beers,

bruno

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

stephen malkmus....

 

 

 

makes me have to blow my nose.

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Originally posted by uncle-boy

 

an open beer bottle

 

seat belt

 

edge of a table

 

GET TO WORK!!!!!!!!

 

Be careful not to cut your lips off when using tables/porch bricks/any ledge when opening a beer....I've broken so many necks that way (and haven't even realised it sometimes if I've already had a couple)

 

matthewforyourowngoodthirteen.

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