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Guest --zeSto--

Hippies in my Home !

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Guest --zeSto--

so I need help to sabotage my neighbors!

 

let me explain...

I'm in this new place, it's a large 2 bedroom + den,

on the 2nd floor of a 3 story building. There's a flower shop

on the first floor and an equal sized appartment on the top floor.

 

So I'm doing some renovations and making the place nice.

Then 6 people move into the place upstairs! and they're hippies!

They refuse to lock the front door, despite the relative 'edge' of the area.

They make giant piles of garbage and put so much trash out,

that we got a notice from the city. The ripped up the carpets upstairs,

and now there's zero noice protection.

and why do people think that they can play the drums?

You cant keep fucking time! Put down the conga!

 

So here's what I think I'll do...

RAT THEM OUT TO THE LANDLORD!

Utilities are included, so he's the one getting their bill for 6 people instead of 2.

And I know they didn't ask about ripping up the carpet.

I want them gone!

 

+plus.. they're all ugly girls! This one looks like she has razor burn!

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Guest --zeSto--
Originally posted by vinyl junkie

hippies--razor burn? those two don't go together...

 

that's what I'm saying...

 

SHE looks like SHE has razor burn on her face.

 

I'm going to have to raise some hell!

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Guest ilikeskulls.

tell the landlord and getting there dirty stinky free loving greatful dead listening motherfuckers out of there.stupid hippies.

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Guest --zeSto--

I just looked up the municipal code...

 

The landlord can evict you for the following grounds:

- If your apartment is overcrowded contrary to municipal by-laws; or health standards.

- If you and/or your guests cause damage, either by accident or on purpose to your apartment or the building. You can remedy the situation, by having the repair done yourself or by paying for the damage caused.

- If you do illegal acts or allow someone to do illegal acts on the grounds or anywhere in the building, you do not necessarily have to be convicted for any offense;

- If you or your guest impair the safety, or substantially interfere with the reasonable enjoyment of the building for other tenants;

 

 

goodbye you bongo playing, pot smoking, quilt tripping, stink feet!

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Guest ilikeskulls.
Originally posted by cmeup

why you gonna do BEARDO like that?

 

tease:D

 

haha good one tease.

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Guest --zeSto--

I'm sure there's a big difference between the image we have of the Breadough ... ummm beardo,

and these people in my house.

 

They look like street people and refuse to play by the rules.

Dont leave the fucking front door open!

Only take out the garbage if a truck will pick it up!

Dont flush while I'm in the shower!

 

and here's one that killed me...

one of them lit an insence stick and stuck it into a garbage bag in the hall.

If you burn down my house... I'm using your skin to make a tent!

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i'm all for letting people live how they want... until it effects my life... i know i wouldn't want scabies from the neighbors... i wouldn't want to listen to bad off beat drumming all day... i wouldn't want huge piles of trash above my door or outside my building... also, the water heater for the building is probably meant to handle enough water for x amount of people... they've added 4 to that... if they're really hippies they probably don't shower, but still...

 

if people don't have respect for me then why should i have respect for them? get them the fuck outta there, zesto... and steal their pot and sell it while your at it...

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Guest --zeSto--

word! junkie speaks wisdom!

 

and to counter...How bout you let people live their life the way they want and stay out of their buisnass.

 

My new roomate has been in the same spot for 4 years!

She is the longest tennant in the entire building (including the store downstairs).

 

If they pull up the carpets and put their noise into my bedroom,

I have no choice but to retaliate.

http://www.sfbg.com/Guides/Noise994/images/noise8.gif'>

zesto at the window

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look in the cop blotter and find a report on car stereo thefts, call the cops from a pay phone and say you want to give an annonymous tip for the stereo thefts, and say that you know the person who has been stealing car stereos and you feel guilty that you 'friend' is doing it...give theyre name and addy...and say you think they keep all the stolen radios in their bedroom closet....it probably wouldnt work, but hopefully the cops will storm theyre apartment with a warrent demanding to see the stolen radios and scaring them with 'cop jargon', while tearing through their bedrooms and making a terrible mess....maybe that will scare them away....

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oh, another thing-- when one person/group of people in an apartment fucks with their space- tearing up carpet, making noise, leaving huge piles of trash- they can ruin it for everyone... if the building only has 2 apartments then it could very well be easier for the landlord to just kick everyone out and turn it into offices or something than to try and get rid of just the one group of people... so, yeah... fuck 'em...

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Guest --zeSto--

that's great! that's brilliant! that's EVIL !

 

- If you do illegal acts or allow someone to do illegal acts on the grounds or anywhere in the building, you do not necessarily have to be convicted for any offense;

 

Scarry that you dont need a conviction!

but I really dont want cops involved,

I'm sure when the landlord finds out he's paying 3x Utilities, he'll flip!

 

http://www.fakecrap.com/images/jokes/fart_bombs.jpg'>

But this in your pipe and smoke it!

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Guest --zeSto--

VJ... I just signed a 1-year lease with the landlord.

 

The hippies are doing an illegal (no-lease) sub-let from the previous tennants.

So they have no legal ground to stand on. He doesn't even have to file

an eviction notice because they aren't legal tennants.

 

they're one step above squatters !~

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easy homie.....go for a walk or something....cause you dont want to be one of those tenants....are they really infringing on your lifestyle all that bad.....rat just seems, eh, weak....hippies are cool, i dunno, im rambling.....just let em chill...

 

 

plus if you kick em out where will beardo live!

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Guest --zeSto--

ok... back from my walk.

 

I dont hate these people, I'm just worried about my home.

 

why you may ask?

 

*The area has a lot of street drunks and petty crime, and the door needs to get locked.

 

*6 people in a 2 bedroom IS a fire and waste hazard.

 

*the water heater will die

 

*When the carpet was pulled out, they didn't clean the 100+ carpet tacks that were left in the hall untill I complained.

 

*The previous tennants fled on a few bills, and I dont need creditors banging on my door.

 

so... even if these people wern't hippies, I'd still be upset.

Maybe they just finished college and want a cool appartment downtown

for the summer before they get onb with their lives. ok then...fine.

(I'd hate them more if they were hiphop thugs)

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heh man break some bread and drink some wine with em....who know you could find em to be quite cool...

 

plus imagine if you had an 80 yr old cranky old bitch who called the cops everytime you played the tunes too loud!!

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wait wait wait.... are you saying that the door they don't lock also leads to your apartment door? and that you have to go thru the hall with the ripped up carpet??? fuck that! get em out even quicker...

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Guest --zeSto--

yeah...:o I've got to give them a chance.

 

do hippie girls have hot friends?

 

they just moved in 2 weeks ago, so I'll have to give them a 'trial period'.

Hey.. I like bread and wine MORE than the next guy.

 

 

and to the carpet thing...

 

there's a front door (the door I'm going to paint)

then stairs up to my door,

then stairs up to their door.

 

the carpet was torn out of their space,

but the tacks were dropped all over the stairs (shared space) while they hauled it outside.

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Guest -sudz-

those fart bags are smally and gross...i've used em before :D

 

anyways, about the hippies, do anything to get rid of em...anything..

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Guest Canadiano

eh, Zesto, I know a guy who is fucked up! He was going "dumpster diving" in the alleywayz of Queen Street with some girls because it was the trendy thing to do (in his little, small, tiny world). He was a dirty hippy. Hippy derived from hypocrite, 'cuz he is fake in every sense of life.

 

Get those guys out...I'm talking now! By the time I'm done eating dinner, I wanna see a post saying that you got those irresponsible, health hazard bitches outta there. for real. you don't deserve this, and you pay a nice amount, I'm sure, for this place. They are freeloading. Get 'em outta there!!! Then laugh, if you want, on their way out. They won't attack you, probably. And if they do, beat 'em, then fart on their faces.

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Guest Canadiano

they seem extreeemely disrespectful, and it sounds like they're walking all over you. Pick a role model that you have. Would they stand for this?? Didn't think so. You don't deserve the shit they're making you put up with.

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