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ASER1NE

++ like what ++

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5000 LIKE WHAT .........whats that , "veteran" , yeah thats right . i know i know , its been only x months , so what . dont hate the player hate the game ...

now for my speach...

firstly id like to thank jeebus , for being the all knowing , all loving . the nightowls , ! wonk slwothgin . and all the rest of you that im too lazy to type out . and last but not least , my main man , my keyboard , for all the relentless thrashing it has got .

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Congrats dude!!! i remember you slaying the Yard...nice touch with the ++ thing...status change indeed

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

when was the last time you

 

1. breathed fresh air

2. wore shoes

3. walked on a sidewalk

4. eaten out

5. gotten some sun

6. rode a bus

7. painted

8. socialized outside of your house

9. pissed on someones doorstep

10. ran from drunken hobos

11. chased drunken hobos

12. beat someone up

13. trespassed

14. racked from a store

15. WENT OUTSIDE!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!:confused:

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Guest greedy mars

1. breathed fresh air

less 1 minute ago

2. wore shoes

wearing them

3. walked on a sidewalk

yesterday

4. eaten out

yesterday

5. gotten some sun

today

6. rode a bus

like 3 months ago

7. painted

last week

8. socialized outside of your house

today around 2

9. pissed on someones doorstep

this past weekend in a hotel

10. ran from drunken hobos

uh....................

11. chased drunken hobos

uh........................

12. beat someone up

3 years ago

13. trespassed

today

14. racked from a store

hmmmm yesterday

15. WENT OUTSIDE!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

about 1 minute ago

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Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-

when was the last time you

 

1. breathed fresh air

2. wore shoes

3. walked on a sidewalk

5. gotten some sun

15. WENT OUTSIDE!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!:confused:

 

 

-MOE LESTER-

Member

 

Registered: Apr 2002

Location: Chipmunk ass

Posts: 643

643 (18.40 posts per day)

 

btw congrats ASER1NE you veterano. Even after your absence you still got it.

 

wonk slwothgin

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Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-

when was the last time you

 

1. breathed fresh air-as your reading this

2. wore shoes-I live in the south I can't answer this

3. walked on a sidewalk-today to get the mail

4. eaten out-does wendy's count?

5. gotten some sun-about an hour ago

6. rode a bus-I have a car

7. painted-3 nights ago

8. socialized outside of your house-today

9. pissed on someones doorstep-its been a few months

10. ran from drunken hobos-never

11. chased drunken hobos-never

12. beat someone up-thats been a while too

13. trespassed-3 nights ago

14. racked from a store-about 2 weeks

15. WENT OUTSIDE!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!:confused:

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1. less than one second ago

2. at three oclock when i walked my dogs

3. same as above

4. i dont eat fast food

5. i live in vancouver , the sun only comes out every 3 months

6. last weekend

7. last weekend

8. last weekend

9. never

10. never

11. never

12. at the fireworks

13. last weekend

14. counting 7-11 , last weekend

15. same as # 2

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Guest Smok
Originally posted by ASER1NE

9. never

You mean you've never pissed on someone's doorstep?!

 

Wait, neither have I.

 

I think the most important question is

When was the last time you:

 

16. Got laid?

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i'm not even gonna talk about when the last time my cock and a vagina came in contact was...its sad.

 

but if you count the butthole its been about 6 weeks or so

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Guest platapie

weezer-i just threw out the love of my dreams

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