Guest unoprimero Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 Mon deux premier x's était des bâtards, je regrette totalement ces culs. Baisez-leur tous les deux. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 i regret my ex from about 2 years ago that ever since we have broken up has left me countless death threats and other such nastiness, i hate her i hope she dies. and my last girlfriend who was all 'oh i love you' type shit, she was a lets get married type bitch after like 3 months, then all the while she was fucking other doods. fuck her, i found out about it and made her pay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle I regret the one that gave me crabs..... whats wrong with a little CRAB?? http://www.clemson.edu/agforestryresearch/images/Crabs.sm.jpg'> :yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 ^^^^ HA HA HA HA... Originally posted by WhenOne and my last girlfriend who was all 'oh i love you' type shit, she was a lets get married type bitch after like 3 months, then all the while she was fucking other doods. fuck her, i found out about it and made her pay... i hate when this happens. pay bitch pay!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggernaut Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 oh man, funny shit. kr430n'5 best post ever! i regret every girl through high school. every fucking one. i regret not getting with some really cool ones, too. i regret that craaaaazy older chick i lost my virginity to. yikes.. bad move. a year later she calls saying "i looked you up in the phone book..." crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 I ONLY REGRET ONE EX THE BITCH SLEPT WITH EVERYONE BUT ME BUT FUCK HER I FUCKED HER COUSIN THE DAY AFTER WE BROKE UP! :D :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 regret the crazy bitch that got pregnant and tried to blame me. I was out of the country for several weeks. About a month after I got back she dumped this shit on me. I freaked, then thought wait a minute...its not possible. I had been gone for too long for the numbers to make sense. Asked one of her girlfriends what was up and she told me everything. Needless to say it was an ugly breakup. She ended up getting married and I went to the wedding as her friends date. Shoulda seen the look on her face when I showed up. Her parents were pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/images/14.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Smok Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 all of 'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jupiters7 Posted May 14, 2002 Share Posted May 14, 2002 i regret the bitch how stole my dillinger escape plan hoodie .............. i loved that hoodie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Fukshitup Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 I regret every girl that acted like very easy going fuck machines at first. These are the ones that are really dying to have a relationship, but lack the self esteem to admit it. Instead they´re like, -I just want to have sex and nothing more, but at the same time it is very important for them to act like a relationship, hold hands and such. I have met three or four girls like this, and every time it ended with a lot of complications. It´s probably my fault too, for not being able to break up at once when I see this familiar pattern. It also lead to having to go to the doctor and check my dingaling out in one of the cases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by SteveAustin regret the crazy bitch that got pregnant and tried to blame me. I was out of the country for several weeks. About a month after I got back she dumped this shit on me. I freaked, then thought wait a minute...its not possible. I had been gone for too long for the numbers to make sense. Asked one of her girlfriends what was up and she told me everything. Needless to say it was an ugly breakup. She ended up getting married and I went to the wedding as her friends date. Shoulda seen the look on her face when I showed up. Her parents were pissed. dude, thats fucking great....showing up at her wedding with her friend.. you get bonus points if you nailed her friend in the bathroom while she was taking her vows.... :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 wish I could say I nailed her friend in the bathroom during her vows... her friend was one of those crazy sex types. she'd leave crazy ass scratch marks on your back...looked like you were attacked by a lion or tiger. used to have a picture...wish I could find that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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