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Originally posted by WhenOne

you said 112 minutes mr. junkie!

how do you account for the extra 9 minutes?! huh? huh!

i... i don't know... OH GOD WHERE DID MY LIFE GO?!?! i hope i didn't kill anyone... BUT THERE'S BLOOD UNDER MY NAILS!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

oh wait, that's just from spanking it for the 487th time...

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ok so i have this situation lol i kinda need some help... i met this chick right and shes really cool and funny and basicly a girl version of me... i havent known her that long like 2 weeks or so but shes one of those girls you just know your goona end up liking.... the problem is im not looking for a relationship thats less than long term and i dont know how she is about this kinda shit... so what should i do? go with the flow or just stop talking to her

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wale just tell her like this...

'youre my whore now, i catch your eyes wandering, you die'

 

but yea if you like the chick ask her out

ive been with my new chick for a week or so now and shes already talking 6 months down the road, this should scare the fuck out of me but it doesnt for some reason.

 

id say go for it or else youll end up jacking off 486 times a day

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Originally posted by vinyl junkie

when... that should scare you... no, it should terrify you...

 

no shit huh?

before i woulda been like 'umm im late to go be somewhere'

and i would have left her in a cloud of rubber and dust

but for some odd reason i can actually see myself with her in 6 months

 

im too young to die! too young to die!

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Originally posted by WhenOne

 

no shit huh?

before i woulda been like 'umm im late to go be somewhere'

and i would have left her in a cloud of rubber and dust

but for some odd reason i can actually see myself with her in 6 months

 

im too young to die! too young to die!

this succubus has your scrotum in a death lock! break free my friend break free! j/k
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Originally posted by WhenOne

 

southpark at its finest :lol:

belive me, i have her in check though

shes wrapped around my grease monkey fingers

ok you wanna know how much a grease monkey i am? seriously i have 400 of those red rags in my garage... i usually carry a dirty greasey one in my back pocket cause i love the smell of cars (not burned up clutches though ha) and in my bathroom i have....... DUN DUN DUN!!! GOJO!!!
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Originally posted by vinyl junkie

big deal... wonder soap in the bathroom... i have parts of my truck in there... :lol:

hahahahaha!!!!! ok thats fuckin cool man seriously.... but i can beat you when it coems to my room... its filled with beer bottle car parts and tools and there are grease handprints all over the wall where i leaned over this to get something and put my greasy hand on the wall to stable me
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we need to start a grease monkey clique

i come home from work blacker than kunta kinte

the only parts i have in my room at the moment are...

some airbags, some airvalves, a shitload of airline, a few switches,

an airtank, a compressor, some tail lights off an s10 and a kn filter

 

the garage on the other hand... woo thats alota parts strewn around

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Originally posted by vinyl junkie

why do you have tailights from an s10? fuck an s10...

 

belive me i know that s10s are crap

i could go on but im sure you know

 

i pilfered them thinking i could do something with them

i was thinking of a tail light conversion with them on my truck

but then i figured out they will look like shit

so now im just gonna shave my lights completely off

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Originally posted by WhenOne

 

belive me i know that s10s are crap

i could go on but im sure you know

 

i pilfered them thinking i could do something with them

i was thinking of a tail light conversion with them on my truck

but then i figured out they will look like shit

so now im just gonna shave my lights completely off

as in no tail lights at all, or in the roll pan or sumpin?

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Originally posted by vinyl junkie

as in no tail lights at all, or in the roll pan or sumpin?

 

i was gonna fabricate some of my own tail lights

to go in the tailgate/tail light area

 

i rip rollpans off like no other so lights in the rollpan are bad news for me

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