Intangible Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 I wish I knew how to make cars...or knew anything about them what so ever, besides they spit out carbon dioxide that I should'nt breath in.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 eh... i probably should know about cars.... seeing as how 2 of my uncles do stock car racing on the amateur tracks in north carolina..... one of those 2 builds go-karts as well... and 99% of my family is the usual greasy hillbilly type.. and they all work on cars... except for that one aunt that turned super mormon and moved to utah.... she hates the entire family and says we're all hethens and that we're going to hell... oh well.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by cornelius she hates the entire family and says we're all hethens and that we're going to hell... oh well.. I really think that almost every family has one of these relatives...The one that tells your mom or dad that your a devil child and that you should be burned at the stake for dropping his/her cat of the balcony with its legs tied up so you could see if it could escape like houdini and land on its feet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 ah.... i've got one of those too.... but i was flushing her kitten down the toilet.... that was back when i was about 3 or 4... but this aunt is super mormon..... so she's not into anybody in the entire family because we all pretty much don't make religion a top priority in our lives.... she's probably got 12 husbands and 8234 kids.... but oh well..... i'm gonna go chill out in hell with my laid back relatives..... i'd rather not be in heaven watching plays with the mormons on why stealing makes me feel bad.... ughh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Yhea my family is all pretty layed back when it comes to religon...not bible thumpers, who try to tell me Halloween is a "training exercise" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 i want a go cart! :love2: my life would be complete i did hook this kids gas powered go-ped thing up with some engine work and accesories, it hauls ass but... its still a go-ped go carts are the way to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 my cousin... is hardcore into some biblethumpin anytime i see her i act as evil as possible (not hard to do). she tells me about how i 'must be saved' and how i 'live a life of sin' but what fun is life without all the fun shit? NONE! needless to say, i hate her shes even going to some brainwash cult bible college Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 go-karts are the way to go..... i used to race em with my friends in germany back in the day.... they're fuckin awesome.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 jesus! bible college!? that's insane.... unless she's learning history of theology and philosophy.... she's wasting her time and brain doing that shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by cornelius unless she's learning history of theology and philosophy... she doesnt have the brain capacity for such things my family thinks she is smart but she is as dumb as a sack of crackrocks. im pretty sure she only got into religion because people will be her friend and it gives her some bullshit to hang on to when her life ends. i laugh at her constantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 I wish I had a go-cart....Actually I wish I had a car...and as of right now I would probably settle for a BMX bike....fuck...I should go grab the bolt cutters... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 hahaha.... damn that's garbage.... what would bible college teach you anyway? what skills would you have after graduating? what if you got a job working at some engineering company and you needed to do some measurements? what would you write down??? i don't think "WWJD" would cut it in the real world.... and i think the J-Man would want you to get a fucking life and live for yourself and not waste your time with a bunch of con-artists.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by cornelius damn that's garbage... con-artists... exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 They really have a bible college?? :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by IntangibleFame and as of right now I would probably settle for a BMX bike... i miss my bike :( some shitbag stole it i might just have to steal someone elses a vicious cycle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by IntangibleFame They really have a bible college?? :rolleyes: yep. i belive its called biola bible institute of los angeles (???) its all brainwashing cult shit if you ask me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne i miss my bike :( some shitbag stole it i might just have to steal someone elses a vicious cycle I tottaly agree...its weird how that cycle works...I know if i grab up my bolt cutters ill only wake up to find that someone else owns bolt cutters... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne yep. i belive its called biola bible institute of los angeles (???) its all brainwashing cult shit if you ask me How could you fail? What if you fail? Do they banish you, and report you missing to authorities? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by IntangibleFame I tottaly agree...its weird how that cycle works...I know if i grab up my bolt cutters ill only wake up to find that someone else owns bolt cutters... indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 ryan starr is hot! shes on howard stern right now :love2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne ryan starr is hot! shes on howard stern right now :love2: I dont have cable any more...:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by IntangibleFame What if you fail? Do they banish you, and report you missing to authorities? they probably put you in the dungeon and whip you until you see jesus then if you dont they slice your throat in the name of god and do dances around your lifeless body (but they keep your wallet) then they divide your body and blood up into tiny servings for the rest of the student body to devour (theyll say that its 100% original jesus blood). then they will go back to their rooms and cackle late into the night while sifting through your wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 that's shitty..... you're missing out on cartoon network right now too aren't you? you're not missing out now though, fucking captain planet is on again..... goddamn it sucks.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 that cult doesn't sound like much fun.... everybody should join my cult.. errrr.. secret society... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by cornelius captain planet is on again i hate that shitbag! damned propaghanda! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 :rolleyes: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by cornelius everybody should join my cult.. errrr.. secret society... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 since Smart has me on a search for bear jokes ill post this one There’s a Christian who’s hiking in the woods one day when he comes upon an angry bear. The bear stood up on its hind legs and growled ferociously, clearly preparing to charge. In panic, the Christian started to run, but the bear followed close on his heels. Finally the hiker came to a cliff. So he dropped to his knees and asked God to please make this bear a good Christian bear. To the hiker’s amazement, the bear suddenly stopped growling, fell to his knees and folded his paws together in prayer! "Thank you, Lord!" exclaimed the Christian. "Thank you, Lord!" exclaimed the bear, "for this meal I'm about to receive!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by IntangibleFame since Smart has me on a search for bear jokes ill post this one smart really is a frickin weirdo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 hahaha.... fun times... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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