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Ferris Bueller

"Who's your daddy, and what does he do?"

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my name is detective john kimball, i'm a cop you idiot!

 

arnold fucking rules.

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this is going to be fun

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It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get

>>>to know the

>>> >kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a

>>>living.

>>> >

>>> >The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a

>>>postman."

>>> >

>>> >The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."

>>> >

>>> >Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a

>>>striptease

>>> >dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

>>> >

>>> >The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in

>>>the school

>>> >yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was

>>>really true

>>> >that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.

>>> >Jimmy blushes and says, "No teacher I'm sorry, but my dad plays

>>>hockey for

>>> >Team USA, and I was just too embarrassed to say so."

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