"Who's your daddy, and what does he do?"

[Ferris Bueller]

http://www.arnoldcalls.com/soundboards/Arn...2%20by%20JT.swf

 

it's not one of the prank calls, it's a sound board that you can use to make the calls..

 

go at it if ya want

[Guest Dee Snyder]

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[Guest serpent of the light]

my name is detective john kimball, i'm a cop you idiot!

 

arnold fucking rules.

[vinyl junkie]

wow... that's fucking excellent! :) :)

[sectorTVA]

rock on arnold.....he forgot the classic, 'stick around' from the predetor

[Guest i cant login]

this is going to be fun

[When]

excellent... now its time to play (hellraiser voice)

[ASER1NE]

It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get

>>>to know the

>>> >kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a

>>>living.

>>> >

>>> >The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a

>>>postman."

>>> >

>>> >The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."

>>> >

>>> >Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a

>>>striptease

>>> >dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

>>> >

>>> >The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in

>>>the school

>>> >yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was

>>>really true

>>> >that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.

>>> >Jimmy blushes and says, "No teacher I'm sorry, but my dad plays

>>>hockey for

>>> >Team USA, and I was just too embarrassed to say so."