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picking wax from my ears feels good

juggalo squidward :lol:

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a morbidly obese 15 year old like HARRR HE WAS BREATHING HEAVY BECAUSE HE WAS SITTING ROFALAFEL ill bet he was on the murray show as an infant

say it aint so :lol: tanxxx_one: 123 cockroach mobile home dr. interests: juggalo lifestylez, being a latin king, making boxcars look worse than clean ones achievements: none

the extra xs playfully imply "XXX" it means he gets laid a lot just in case you guys dont believe him

ok vato

haha, you suck at every aspect in life tanks with an X, XtremeJuggaUnit lady e rockit sik eskape & now you i hope they lob off your faygo-stained hands & sew the stubs together

the thing on the left has a snout

i lost my headband it had sentimental value balls

boredom - loosely paying attention to detroit rock city & oontzing have seen this so many times but it didnt even cross my mind until now that beth is rose from two & a half men id let her stalk me...

fernel morris shot dead pisses pants

lmao yearz, physics went all looney toon on that sucker

got woken up after 4 hours of sleep, by a friend giving me a sob story about how another flaked out on him, & that hes got noone to go to a signing with at some mall where some pitcher signing his name on shit while getting ready, he called back saying hes just going to go home after waking me up cocksucker now im oontzing in my boxers, too bright to fall back asleep

more of those females & less of your dick

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it. Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted. Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done round here. And that, my friends, is how company policies are made.

welcome back to the surface squirrel may the warm sun greet your face like a burst of womanly fluids

soon

his grandma will never win at bingo now

wake & bake

damn, pitofzombies good luck in life brah /nosarcasm

washing down $12 of BK with a joint my poor assole

i had cheat items that kept my needs full, so i could concentrate on my career as an astronaut