Jump to content

Swindle

Member
  • Posts

    9,237
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    14

Everything posted by Swindle

  1. thats awful. i would have made a big deal about it and gotten very hostile
  2. ah okay i know where your coming from now, just double checking
  3. Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali yeah i got in trouble for it. i was nearly suspended it for it and if i got one more suspension they were gonna kick me out due to a prior boxing incident so i took it off and wore someone elses shirt. dear schnitz ill try :lol: and the piece thing is a good idea. maybe fuck vce instead of rip. dear odd thanks! stay off those pharmies :lol:
  4. cmon. seriously? again? check out revok making us all look like lazy cunts.
  5. copy pasta from my other thread. this is my night last night this all got vomited up by the time i got to the train station. /some time passes yarra river drinking. snuck into 2 movies for free. this one was the less gay movie. friends fucking loved gambling. i didnt get into it. a guy from school won 300 playing poker i want to be freights bar was full of cougars friends girlfriend is a cunt. her she is furious after i made a joke about her being involved in group sex. she was umad'd intensely by everyone. train ride home. arrived home in my quie tbeach city at 5am. stole a bike and rode home.
  6. nokia yanoe dabue. what up mike. revok in town! and that theft throw up is muurrrrrder
  7. yeah man. its summer when you have winter i'm the most loved youngster we all know this
  8. Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali g funk thanks man. only person in my family to graduate so far
  9. Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear school fuck you. you could never handle me. even today when i had "i hate this fucking place" written on my shirt. i laughed at all the football guys and everybody thought i was hilarious. i talked mad shit to everyone and was the class clown and you couldnt do shit about it. i even hate the people who like me and think im funny. im done with you forever and it was a massive waste of fucking time. p.s i bombed the light fixtures. yeah its true, all these years i was BORIS ESCOBAR and i never got caught. my amusing characters and tags was a slap in your face. you never caught me. i win. dear "omg LOL watevr" girls at school i can;t stand you. especially keira. remember once you were bitching about something and i said "SHUT THE FUCK UP, GO EAT SOME FOOD" and you got all sad? nothings changed bitch, cept your hair colour. i hope all of you have fun being life savers or triathletes or whatever the fuck you trust fund babies do for fun. dear mitch if you still went to out school i would have punched you in the facial today. you always were a fuckhead. dear russian girl. im glad we made friends towards the end of the year and formed the "we love it from the back club" (/nh) i look forward to being there for you when your guy leaves you (he will) /last day of school oner
  10. listening to drum and bass. i literally graduated highschool an hour ago. wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  11. spiders are nothing. you gotta watch out for dropbears
  12. Swindle

    Handstyles

    i dont know what handstyle im meant to be judging. you just posted a whole lot of pieces? oh and i don't write Coke. its a nice word though
  13. :lol: hell yes. looks like a dope place
  14. this is what came out of my pants /nh /sorry chopsticks
  15. last summer i put on a pair of track pants that had been on the ground all night. i kept feeling a tickle on my leg and kept scratching it. i suddenly got cold sweat when i felt the same tickle but slightly higher up my leg. i freaked the fuck out, took my pants off and started shaking them. out fell a white tail spider. i beat the fuck out of it. for people who dont know, a white tail spider is deadly as fuck. when you get bitten you cant start to turn rotten
  16. post more baby face. but seriously dont.
  17. Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear MOOGLE thanks baby Dear Dose i can't really tell you. i'm sleeping with two girls, one i use a condom with, one i don't. it's not really that different. i am drunk almost all of the time i sleep with them though. maybe you are lasting longer with a condom coz it takes away some of the friction on the shaft /no homo sexuales -big S in the sky
  18. Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear everyone i just cracked the shits coz i couldnt do a good outline. i scribbled all over the page and threw the pen across the desk like a 5 year old. it was really funny in hindsight. i need lessons in style or something.
  19. fuck "fuckmuni" the cunt was going on and on about flossing his 'whips' which translated to a couple of shitty imports. im working on saving some cash then its all good. yodel at me on AIM or something
×
×
  • Create New...