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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Veriwellroknes, LoLz, I just don't like the yankee's, from growing up around Boston fans prolly...

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread what a terrible hat, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Re: I wanna see your...........PETS! My dog hasn’t been able to jump on my bed in years. Arthritis sucks, he can barely walk. So he just sleep's around like an old man. He has a scar on his eye from a cat. He doesn’t fight with cat’s anymore, only dogs. He actually fucked a pip bull before, it had a bunch of puppies. The big nike swish looking scar is from a car going 35mph, he fallowed me to dunkin’ donuts one morning, I was sipping a coffee and saw him in the window looking in. I went outside and started to walk him home, while I was walking him he saw a dog across the street, ran for it, got pinned under the tire and dragged like 10 feet. Took him to the vet and they said he was fine, just a bad scrape. He got every dog on my block pregnant, that was in his prime though. Now he eats left over steak and sleeps around. Best dog ever. He shits down the street, doesn’t leave the yard unless he has to, never barks (only at strangers during the night) he even opens the door himself, it’s a little broken, so he just push’s with his paw and creeps out.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I would so hit my head on that wall.

Re: I wanna see your...........PETS! My dog did that once, he made this face...

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread That bed is pretty weak.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Is that a futon?... I might buy one.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread When shaving the nuts, simply squeeze gently near the top with your thumb and index finger, this makes the ball inflate the sack to its full extent, it also makes the skin more firm for an easier shave. You have to be gentle with the blade though obviously. It takes some time and unorthodox positions so you must be patient, you don’t want any stray hairs left singled out on your nut, that shit just looks gross and will be easy for a girl licking around down there to spot and get completely turned off.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Relax, it was only her baby teeth. My girlfriend always used to ask me if i would shave my crotch area, I never wanted to again after what happened. Anybody ever see that episode of Seinfeld where he shaves his chest? Well that happened only in my pants. And it is true, girls like em' shaved, I don’t blame them, going down on a girl with a bush must be gross, pubic hair in the mouth ughckkk

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Hey mauler, I got a story for you. So I was fuckin this girl from behind in my shower, her hands slip from the soap and she slams face first into the tub, busted her shit up good, spittin' out all her teeth...

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Did you ever have a horse named Cleo?

All I do is bicker like a crusty old pussy, that's what I'm about.

I disagree with anything you say. Unless you say commando is a funny movie, then I just have to agree.

How did this question come about? I didn't use disagree and narrow minded asshole in the same sentence.

Re: I wanna see your...........PETS! Then why ask what the point of him laughing was in the first place?... You know what you should read? "Napalm and silly putty" Actually, add that to the thread of good book recommendations.

yea, being a narrow minded asshole is the best way to draw attention to yourself, so people think your sophisticated and superb, when in reality you have no idea what’s going on.

Want to fit in? Dont agree, disagree.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread You just thought it was Jimmy John's.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I am pretty sure it was quizno's you went to, actually, I KNOW it was.

dont forget your roots!!!

Re: I wanna see your...........PETS! I'm a TURBO dike.

Re: I wanna see your...........PETS! It's funny.

Thats fucking nuts, i saw some shit about African ants on the discovery channel, the workers take the male ant and rip its wings off, then take it to the queen ant and she rapes it. They eat cows and shit too!

No. Anyway, when I was performing last night I was under the influence of alcohol, so I don’t remember if I was any good or not, I do remember it being a struggle to get in at first, even with all the lube, but I eventually got it in. Her face looked like she was going to cry but soon after she climaxed and I went into the bathroom, cleaned off my dick, pissed, washed my hands, and went to my friends house to ramble outside, smoke cigarettes, and call people just to talk. good night