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Now I see that they thought the attendants stole some shit from them. Still doesn't justify shit. They could have called the cops and his son could still be running to the deep end instead of being buried in it. Ignorant fuck. Keeping it real went horribly wrong.

^^This. Parking Lot attendants have to deal with some fucked up shit. People think they can piss on them if they want, so why not bring some support. I think they can justify having a machete for purposes of self defense, or they can make up shit like "we need it to chop down the limbs of trees around the lot." I wonder what made the father flip out like that. If this was over some dumb shit like "I lost my ticket" or "Get my car out faster" than kudos to you pops --you got your son killed over some dumb shit. Sorry, but I don't feel any sympathy for this situation. If you want to be the aggressor when you know one guy is already wielding a machete, than you should know what the turn out could be. These dudes were defending themselves obviously. I'm sure the community will be in an uproar, but that's just ignorance defending the ignorant.

I'm Shepard Fairey's wife.

I say fuck the whole anti-hipster thing, and come to Brooklyn for the food. Take the L to Lorimer, exit at the Metropolitan and Union exit. Walk towards the bridge (BQE) on Metropolitan. Go under the bridge and 3 or so blocks away is Fette Sau. Get the under belly. Trust me. BBQ and booze is a good thing. I pretty much stay in Brooklyn because I don't know anyone in any other boro. If you're into good food, I can point you in the direction of some solid places that aren't the typical cliche shit in Manhattan. If you're going to do anything on the postcard tour, I recommend going to Coney Island. If it's on a hot weekend day, you'll be entertained for hours. In the span of 10 minutes I saw: 1. A Mexican get washed up on shore with a cardboard splint duct taped to his leg and four Dominican children staring at him like he was a baby whale. 2. A little boy belly down in a puddle under one of the spraying palm trees, bobbing his head up and down and spitting out the water from those puddles. 3. A guy with his gut hanging out of his shirt covered in hair, holding an old 1998 mini-dv camera and filming girls in bikinis. I swear he probably had a collection from god only knows what year. So I think that's a good spot to check out for a day. Swim in that water. It's the washout from the East River. Enjoy! As for strip clubs around Time Square --go to Flashdancers. Get sushi and a lapdance.

This formicri guy has a ton of good tracks posted.

I went over to Harvey Wallbanger's house one night and he says "I got something you've got to see." His wife was sitting on the couch as he put in a DVD. Then he turned to me and said "We don't usually have people over and show them porn, but you've GOT to see this shit!" It was that scene from Night Dreams. He's got the whole movie. At first I was like "Oh shit Glik$ started a thread." Then I was like "Good for him, he didn't."

I'm just going to say that you're already doing it wrong. You're going to be in Times Square, the Empire State Building and Statue of Liberty? Why don't you just say "I can't wait to eat at TGI. Friday's and The Hard Rock!" What do you get into?

DAO isn't an Esquire. I'm an Esquire. I wrote the book on DAO.

Ok, so then I can use this thread to do my google image search 4th of July description? We stayed inside with the air conditioning. Then we made lobsters and corn and potatoes. And drank beer. And ate Potato Chips. Then we made sweet sweet love. When we were done, I walked to the kitchen. Got us two more beers. Then I went back into the bedroom and danced naked like Van Damme. Solid.

Just beat the dude with an acoustic guitar and yell "THIS IS WHAT JERRY WOULD DO!" while you attack him. Then look at the dog and yell "FUCK YOU!"

I just watched the first two episodes On Demand. I liked it. It's refreshing to see a narrative show instead of reality, so it's off to a good start automatically. I definitely like where it's going.

Petunia looks like a great dog. The picture of her sleeping made me think she was part of X-Clan's entourage for some reason.

Suki told me about this when my dog was chew crazy. If the dog is fucking up furniture, you can spray it with that and it will help. Like Decy said, give it bones on the regular. If the dog is big get the big bones. The ones that look like a caveman would use them to smack a chick before dragging her to his cave. I say find a new roommate or move into an apartment by yourself. You could always try and show the dog you're the dominant one in the house. Beat the shit out of the dude in front of his dog. You'll probably have to fight the dog as well. Good luck.

I don't really his competition video, but I voted for him because of the Napoleon Dynamite video.

I'd say this belongs in here: http://dailysession.com/2011/07/01/session-971-event-session-06-29-11/

Nice. I'm always wondering about that kind of recognition in dogs.

Does your dog know they are family? I mean does it seem like they know they are family?

^^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I started searching for tracks to post in here and found this one: DJ Rasoul - Untitled Deepness Then I came back to post it and I swear it goes perfectly with that animated gif. I worked a over a 100 hours this week and after 6 straight days of work, I've finally got some time to sit down and play records. So I'm trying to get inspired. Swayzak - Smile Receive

This is very true. I built a whole town out of Legos just to jerk off over. It includes a Fire Dept, Police Dept, hospital, post office, retirement home, culdesacs, town pool, Olive Garden, Ice Cream truck, high school (w/baseball and football fields), river with active waterfall, bridges, train yard with a drunken hobo gang, "bad side" of the tracks, and broken down mill that is in the process of laying off and shutting down. I pretty much jerk off until just before climax then I go into a Godzilla rage yelling at the top of my lungs and storming through the town shooting all over it like a mad man. I never jerk off near the high school though.

Dear Google Image Search, When I typed in Wild Style 1983, you gave me this: What the fuck, Earl

I think everyone in this thread would appreciate watching this documentary.

Telo --I think they removed the link, so I'm assuming he got a lawyer.

Dear James Cagney, I mean don't get me wrong, Joel Shoehornmaker has done some great movies. Falling down, Tigerland, Flatliners, DC Cab, but this was just one big turd full of corn. I mean when 50 Cent delivers the best performance in a movie --that says something! And not something good. It says something that sounds more like "I'm sorry, but you're fat and smell like your homeless." Maybe I'm just too old to look past all the bullshit cliches and marketing strategy behind this film. "The edgy teen movie for teens to watch." It is far from edgy. Old people can't relate to kids, especially in today's society. So they shouldn't try and make films about them. Sorry, but it's true. If you let some NYU graduate with a couple good shorts on his/her reel work with the budget that Old Man Shoehornmaker, you'd probably have a much better film to represent that script. It's because they are YOUNG! But honestly, the script isn't even solid. I understand it has to be dummed down to probably reach the 15-21 year old market, but this shit is just sad. I won't even get started on the acting. If this movie ended with rabid coyotes raping and eating the cast, I'd probably say the coyotes were the best part of this film. --Earl