DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER

I don't give a fuck if niggas is switch bluntsliding 50 stair rails, yall niggas still gay as fuck rockin your little sisters pants.

TIGHT PANTS WEARING FAGGOTS!!!

That Demo piece is the illest. So is that tunnel flick.

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That shit was bangin. Dude's fucking good.

That ollie at the end was fucking incredible.

Damn...

Your boy has some seriously wack taste in music. I couldn't even watch that shit because of it.

AAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This nigga making up new names for Hensley flips!!! AAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:lol:

It's also crazy how some of the newest tricks in skateboarding are hated on as being "old". Like presureflips and impossibles. I see impossibles making a comeback, but like 10-15 years ago you were considered a kook if you still did them. But now it's cool again. Same thing with late shove-its and late flips. They were the hot shit in 92, but if you were still doing them in 95 you were a kook. Now that shit's back and you see mad kids doing them. Shit, I wouldn't be surprized if a few years from now fingerflips and nocomply tailslides are the "hot new tricks". :headache:

Weirdo or not, dude is fucking good at what he does. And origional as fuck.

WUT?

And FYI, that urban dictionary shit is notorious for being wrong. Any dickhead with glasses and pimples can send in his "definition" of whatever the fuck he wants weather he knows what the fuck he's talking about or not. Then you get other little pimple/glasses geeks like you who quote the shit. :lol:

Got me stumped as to what? The fuck are you talking about?

MIKE VALLELY almost beat CHRIS COLE. CHRIS COLE was landing oldschool tricks that he'd probably never even tried before. MIKE VALLELY was landing treflips and 360 ollies. How is that not epic? Why am I trying to explain this to teenage dipshits who probably just started skating a couple years ago?

Knowing how Vallely is, he probably only entered that shit just to tell Berra to fuck off with that bullshit. Which is exactly what I would have done if I was him. And I seriously doubt he actually expected to win.

Little shitheads like you wouldn't have even skated back in the day. You would have played football or basketball or some other jock shit. I swear I'm going TPWF bashing sometime this week.

No, a sex change is an oldschool flip trick that doesn't involve an ollie. That was the Tony Hawk video game that called a body varial a "sex change" and fucked up the definition for a whole generation of kids who didn't know any better. And before skating switch existed, a "body varial" was called a "switch stance". The trick enigmatic was talking about used to be called a "kickflip switchstance". Then people started calling it a body varial to make it less confusing when people started doing switch stance ollies and kickflips.

That "handstand shit" was called a fucking ho-ho you tight pants wearing little shit. That was the illest trick that very few people could do back when I started skating. Before you disrespectlful little shits were even born. And how was that any more of a dick move than someone pulling a tripple flip, or a nollie late flip? There's no such thing as a "dick move" in a game of skate. The whole point of the game is to do shit that the other guy can't do. Fucking christ, I think I'm gonna go around asking TPWFs what they think of the Vallely-vs-Cole showdown and every single kid that talks like you faggots is getting punched in the face and his board focussed.

If you think Vallely was being the douche, then YOU'RE a douche. It was Berra and the ref that were being douches. Vallely was just holding his ground.

Wait... hold up... are you saying that that ain't a real trick??? You saying you would bitch up and walk off if somebody pulled that shit on you in a game of skate??? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: