Dear dear _____ thread,
Please take nonsense to PM, and allow this thread to be as it were intended.
Cheers,
teePea
Dear EmployeeA,
I'm sure you're going to have some amazingly fanciful stories about me when I sack you this morning, I just hope, for your sake, I don't have to bring out the camera footage of you stealing from me. I'm not even going to bring it up, unless you try to have a go at me.
Cheers,
YourBoss